Cats
They said they would revoke my monsterfucker card if I didn't write this
I relate to Venom because I too am gay, hungry and fueled by rage
Thief : Give me your money if you want to liveMe : Bold of you to assume I want to live
Get your bad vibes out of my cornflakes
They both have handles - now, leave me
Hit the pinata with a broom and consume the rat candy
I release you upon the world, my furry nugget army*it's legit just a pack of Pomeranian pups*
If your parents got divorced when you were young *clap clap*Go and seen a counselor where your from*clap clap*You'll only see your father on the weekends and the summer but everyone's here to have some fun*clap clap*
The 'ol penis in the popcorn surprise
I'm not exiled, I'm in purgatory - I'll be fine
Cats
They said they would revoke my monsterfucker card if I didn't write this
I relate to Venom because I too am gay, hungry and fueled by rage
Thief : Give me your money if you want to live
Me : Bold of you to assume I want to live
Get your bad vibes out of my cornflakes
They both have handles - now, leave me
Hit the pinata with a broom and consume the rat candy
I release you upon the world, my furry nugget army
*it's legit just a pack of Pomeranian pups*
If your parents got divorced when you were young
*clap clap*
Go and seen a counselor where your from
*clap clap*
You'll only see your father on the weekends and the summer but everyone's here to have some fun
*clap clap*
The 'ol penis in the popcorn surprise
I'm not exiled, I'm in purgatory - I'll be fine