lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 9:14 pm

y'all i just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying because my shit was constipated so the loaf was stuck in shit purgatory where it was slightly out of my ass but it wouldn't fall out all the way AND it was 2x the width of a normal shit. I have a new found respect for all the bottoms who have to take in those massive missile cocks because jesus christ that shit HURTS. no joke i thought my ass would tear, i thought i was gonna die.

anyways happy national chocolate covered anything day y'all.

    HollowBrat December 16, 2024 9:18 pm

    I can smell the american coming off of you. Eat some damn fibre

    lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 9:20 pm
    I can smell the american coming off of you. Eat some damn fibre HollowBrat

    i haven't been eating anything good lately cuz of finals lmao ty pookie. i'll get on the prunes grind ig

    HollowBrat December 16, 2024 9:23 pm
    i haven't been eating anything good lately cuz of finals lmao ty pookie. i'll get on the prunes grind ig lebron's #1 pookie bear

    Please incorporate fibre into your diet to the point that when you have a bean burrito you don't shit your brains out, bc your body will be used to the fibre

    lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 9:25 pm
    Please incorporate fibre into your diet to the point that when you have a bean burrito you don't shit your brains out, bc your body will be used to the fibre HollowBrat

    i was planning on having a bean burrito for dinner tonight are u in my walls??

    9090 December 16, 2024 9:46 pm

    THJS HAPPENED TO ME i think i was like 12 and i didnt poop for 7 DAYS MY BELLY WAS SO BIG I LOOKED PREGNANT and when i finally pooped the shit was MASSIVE THE SIZE OF AN ARM AND MY ASSHOLE HURTED FOR A FEW DAYS BECAUSE OF THIS MONSTRUOSITY

    h3athen December 16, 2024 10:09 pm

    CRYING
    i love how you got from taking a shit to ”damn, dicks gotta hurt“ ╥﹏╥

    lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 10:32 pm
    THJS HAPPENED TO ME i think i was like 12 and i didnt poop for 7 DAYS MY BELLY WAS SO BIG I LOOKED PREGNANT and when i finally pooped the shit was MASSIVE THE SIZE OF AN ARM AND MY ASSHOLE HURTED FOR A FEW DAYS... 9090

    i showed my mom the shit (its currently stuck in the toilet and wont flush its that big) and she said its the same size as me when i was born chat i think i just experienced what male omegas go through when they give birth via asshole.

    Baby December 16, 2024 11:02 pm
    i showed my mom the shit (its currently stuck in the toilet and wont flush its that big) and she said its the same size as me when i was born chat i think i just experienced what male omegas go through when th... lebron's #1 pookie bear

    AHAHAH im dying laughing at these comments

    LordGayChickenTheSixth December 16, 2024 11:38 pm

    I had to tell a trusted adult about this
    (But also, real.)

lebron's #1 pookie bear December 9, 2024 8:13 pm

any tsundere x tsundere recs? i love that shit i eat it up every time. gl bl straight doesn't matter i neeeed it ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

lebron's #1 pookie bear December 9, 2024 6:42 pm

trying to find this one bl manga. it was an established couple, and one of them was wheelchair bound. it seemed rly happy and slice of life at first but then it turns out that the one in the wheelchair was signing papers to get euthanasia ╥﹏╥. i remember reading the first ch on mrm a few months ago but i could've sworn it was posted here too.

lebron's #1 pookie bear December 6, 2024 6:13 am

there was this chinese bl manhua from a few years ago, its an animal characteristic universe i think, and the uke is a rabbit type with brown hair. he serves as a bodyguard?/servant?/trophy husband?(i dont rly remember the details but it was a combination of those 3) to the seme who is black hair? and i don't rly remember his characterstics imma be real cuz i didnt give a shit about him. anyways the uke is mated to the seme but smth happens and the seme doesn't like him anymore. i dont remember the exact reason but it might've been amnesia or he just was doing typical toxic seme shit idk lol. one more thing it might have been an omegaverse because i remember something about the uke getting the scar on the back of his neck from mating surgically removed or smth? either that or he couldn't be mated and was deemed defective. sorry for the lack of details lmao its been a while and im nearing the age of dementia (my 20s)

lebron's #1 pookie bear November 28, 2024 7:53 pm

Need plot-heavy bl recs, preferably action, adventure, mystery, etc. I just need something that will give me the same high as Sangyang:the Wanderer, Stigmata, or Paljae. (ive already read rainbossi too lmao)

lebron's #1 pookie bear November 22, 2024 4:14 am

I have a gen chem test tmr and I don’t know shit. I’m beyond cooked I’m charred. Not even lebron’s pure skill, intelligence, handsomeness, and talent can save me now. It’s joever fr yall.

    Skoopy November 22, 2024 4:17 am

    Get lebron ai to help out

    lebron's #1 pookie bear November 22, 2024 4:21 am
    Get lebron ai to help out Skoopy

    I love lebron and would meatride him into the sun if I could but even I don’t think lebron knows what the inductive effect is

    Skoopy November 22, 2024 4:22 am
    I love lebron and would meatride him into the sun if I could but even I don’t think lebron knows what the inductive effect is lebron's #1 pookie bear

    He prolly just won’t wanna help out with that type of work ngl…

lebron's #1 pookie bear November 19, 2024 7:24 pm

What things do you guys hate about mangago's ui?

For me its the fact that you can't see the like-dislike ratio on comments after you've already voted. Like bro Im nosyyyy I just wanna see if people are dunking on the person I disagree with.

Also how the blocking system literally does nothing lmao.

    Me_for_ president November 19, 2024 7:30 pm

    Yeah, I don’t like the blocking system as well, it does nothing all it does is that you just can’t reply or they can’t reply to you anymore.

    Gurl November 19, 2024 7:34 pm

    Yess that!! also -
    # To be able to unlike comments/forum answers.
    # To have a personalised home page or atleast the option to not see particular stories on the homepage cause I gotta lower my screen brightness soo much everytime I open it in public, not to read but just to check notifs TT
    # To be able to edit your reply
    # To add pics in comments of a particular story and also to be able to comment under every chapter like in bato. I love reading there a lot cause of this feature cause you get to know about everyone's thoughts for each chapter along with funny reaction pics.
    # To add multiple emojis and not have your text cut off also to be able to use new android emojis cause right now when you do use them the reply simply goes empty.

    paulintka November 19, 2024 7:51 pm

    1. how I can't filter by genre or search through my want to read/reading/already read lists
    2. why there's no "dropped" option additional to the three above, so I can easily see that I already tried to read it and so it doesn't litter my other lists

    ⁺✧Ridora✧⁺ November 19, 2024 9:30 pm

    Real I wanna take my dislikes and likes back cause bro I make mistakes, I don't wanna live with the fact that I just agreed to a comment saying that jinx is the best bl manhwa ever written or something.

lebron's #1 pookie bear November 3, 2024 5:33 pm

do you guys know if anyone takes uploading requests on here. pls im begging

lebron's #1 pookie bear September 28, 2024 3:33 am

it was a manga about a couple (seme= blond hair, uke = dark hair) where the seme gets amnesia and forgets about uke and their relationship. p sure uke and seme were having an argument and seme fell down the stairs during it. also i think one of them worked at a bakery? not too sure about that last detail. thanks <3

lebron's #1 pookie bear September 25, 2024 3:48 am

if anyone's feeling especially bored... could anyone go through my want-to-read list and recommend me which ones are worth reading first .

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