
y'all i just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying because my shit was constipated so the loaf was stuck in shit purgatory where it was slightly out of my ass but it wouldn't fall out all the way AND it was 2x the width of a normal shit. I have a new found respect for all the bottoms who have to take in those massive missile cocks because jesus christ that shit HURTS. no joke i thought my ass would tear, i thought i was gonna die.
anyways happy national chocolate covered anything day y'all.
any tsundere x tsundere recs? i love that shit i eat it up every time. gl bl straight doesn't matter i neeeed it ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/the_story_of_an_engaged_couple_that_doesn_t_get_along/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/aiharakunto_kashimakunha_rabukome_kamoshirenai/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/koori_zokusei_danshi_to_cool_na_douryo_joshi/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/on_doorstep/
This is what happens next for anyone wondering btw:
Lian slaps Lau awake dramatically.
“Lau, wake up! We have a world to save!”
Lau blinks. “Huh? Weren’t you literally trying to kill Xin two seconds ago?”
Lian smirks. “Pfft. That was just a prank, bro. The tattoo’s not dangerous—it’s just... lead.”
“Wait, what?” Lau starts coughing. “That explains so much.”
Suddenly, a familiar voice echoes from behind.
“Lian would never betray us. Obviously.”
Lau spins around. “Wait… You’re alive?!”
Xin steps out from the shadows like Kermit palpatine.
“We were working together the whole time to take down the Head Family,” he says, dramatically flipping his hair even though there's no wind.
“I had to keep you in the dark to protect you, Lau. You were too precious… too pure.”
Lau gasps. “So… this was all a plan? To reunite the family? To free us from those crusty old council boomers?”
Xin nods, eyes sparkling with anime tears. “Yeah. Teehee.”
He stretches out his hand. “So let’s do this. One last job—for old times’ sake.”
“Lau, you go left. Wei, you go right. Lian… heh… you just keep being your chaotic little self.”
[cut to them dropping two atomic bombs on the Head Family tower while electric guitar solos play]
As the dust settles, Xin turns to Lau. “This… is for almost getting us killed!” [punches Lau in the stomach]
“And this… is for saving my life.” [reaches up and plants an unnecessarily romantic smooch]
Lau, blushing like an anime schoolgirl: “So… that’s it? We’re some kind of… Sangyang: The Wanderer?”
[cue sparkly music and slow zoom]
Before Xin can answer, Lian bursts through a wall cheering.
“WE DID IT! THE HEAD FAMILY’S DEAD! THIS WAS TRULY OUR… SANGYANG: THE WANDERER!!!”
She throws glitter in the air.
“Man, I feel a musical number coming on. Hit it, Wei!”
Wei, who’s been silently holding a guitar this whole time, shouts:
“LET’S DANCE!”
THE END (or is it? Stay tuned for Sangyang:the Wanderer 2: the Wandering & Sangyang:the Wanderer 3 The Wandering: Revelations)
LMFAOOO BRO
My skin shriveled up from reading this. I'm now a husk of my former self.
Ay man put a spoiler warning next time
absolute cinema
u and me both buddy, u dont know the mental fortitude it took to just edit this -1hp for every word i wrote
Ngl The first half got me Σ(っ°Д °;)っ