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a hint towards the twist i noticed while rereading:
the stick lian points at lau's eye in ch 25 is likely the same iron awl that belonged to the 5th family (yajin & mali). u can compare the two in ch 48. since the iron awl is traditionally used to carve the turtle shell in their ritual, its drawing a parallel to how lian is the one carving the tattoo onto xin's back. kinda crazy that she's using it to eat fruit tho LMAO
y'all i just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying because my shit was constipated so the loaf was stuck in shit purgatory where it was slightly out of my ass but it wouldn't fall out all the way AND it was 2x the width of a normal shit. I have a new found respect for all the bottoms who have to take in those massive missile cocks because jesus christ that shit HURTS. no joke i thought my ass would tear, i thought i was gonna die.
anyways happy national chocolate covered anything day y'all.
I can smell the american coming off of you. Eat some damn fibre
i haven't been eating anything good lately cuz of finals lmao ty pookie. i'll get on the prunes grind ig
Please incorporate fibre into your diet to the point that when you have a bean burrito you don't shit your brains out, bc your body will be used to the fibre
i was planning on having a bean burrito for dinner tonight are u in my walls??
THJS HAPPENED TO ME i think i was like 12 and i didnt poop for 7 DAYS MY BELLY WAS SO BIG I LOOKED PREGNANT and when i finally pooped the shit was MASSIVE THE SIZE OF AN ARM AND MY ASSHOLE HURTED FOR A FEW DAYS BECAUSE OF THIS MONSTRUOSITY
CRYING
i love how you got from taking a shit to ”damn, dicks gotta hurt“ ╥﹏╥
i showed my mom the shit (its currently stuck in the toilet and wont flush its that big) and she said its the same size as me when i was born chat i think i just experienced what male omegas go through when they give birth via asshole.
AHAHAH im dying laughing at these comments
I had to tell a trusted adult about this
(But also, real.)
any tsundere x tsundere recs? i love that shit i eat it up every time. gl bl straight doesn't matter i neeeed it ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/the_story_of_an_engaged_couple_that_doesn_t_get_along/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/aiharakunto_kashimakunha_rabukome_kamoshirenai/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/koori_zokusei_danshi_to_cool_na_douryo_joshi/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/on_doorstep/
holy shit i just realized i started reading on doorstep years ago (before i was even on mggo) and never finished. just finished reading it and its such a banger. tsym pookie i'll name my 1st born child after u. look forward to reading the rest!
The translators been edging us for so long I forgot how to goon. Thank you translator you’re the light of my life