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seeing covid in a bl was not on my 2025 bingo...
lebron's #1 pookie bear February 14, 2025 3:19 am

seeing covid in a bl was not on my 2025 bingo card lol

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girl bye i remember reading the oh captain my...
lebron's #1 pookie bear February 10, 2025 4:03 pm

girl bye i remember reading the oh captain my captain poem in english class. ts is NOT about the assassination of us president abraham lincoln in 1865

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lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 9:14 pm

y'all i just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying because my shit was constipated so the loaf was stuck in shit purgatory where it was slightly out of my ass but it wouldn't fall out all the way AND it was 2x the width of a normal shit. I have a new found respect for all the bottoms who have to take in those massive missile cocks because jesus christ that shit HURTS. no joke i thought my ass would tear, i thought i was gonna die.

anyways happy national chocolate covered anything day y'all.

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    HollowBrat December 16, 2024 9:18 pm

    I can smell the american coming off of you. Eat some damn fibre

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    lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 9:20 pm
    I can smell the american coming off of you. Eat some damn fibre HollowBrat

    i haven't been eating anything good lately cuz of finals lmao ty pookie. i'll get on the prunes grind ig

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    HollowBrat December 16, 2024 9:23 pm
    i haven't been eating anything good lately cuz of finals lmao ty pookie. i'll get on the prunes grind ig lebron's #1 pookie bear

    Please incorporate fibre into your diet to the point that when you have a bean burrito you don't shit your brains out, bc your body will be used to the fibre

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    lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 9:25 pm
    Please incorporate fibre into your diet to the point that when you have a bean burrito you don't shit your brains out, bc your body will be used to the fibre HollowBrat

    i was planning on having a bean burrito for dinner tonight are u in my walls??

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    9090 December 16, 2024 9:46 pm

    THJS HAPPENED TO ME i think i was like 12 and i didnt poop for 7 DAYS MY BELLY WAS SO BIG I LOOKED PREGNANT and when i finally pooped the shit was MASSIVE THE SIZE OF AN ARM AND MY ASSHOLE HURTED FOR A FEW DAYS BECAUSE OF THIS MONSTRUOSITY

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    h3athen December 16, 2024 10:09 pm

    CRYING
    i love how you got from taking a shit to ”damn, dicks gotta hurt“ ╥﹏╥

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    lebron's #1 pookie bear December 16, 2024 10:32 pm
    THJS HAPPENED TO ME i think i was like 12 and i didnt poop for 7 DAYS MY BELLY WAS SO BIG I LOOKED PREGNANT and when i finally pooped the shit was MASSIVE THE SIZE OF AN ARM AND MY ASSHOLE HURTED FOR A FEW DAYS... 9090

    i showed my mom the shit (its currently stuck in the toilet and wont flush its that big) and she said its the same size as me when i was born chat i think i just experienced what male omegas go through when they give birth via asshole.

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    Baby December 16, 2024 11:02 pm
    i showed my mom the shit (its currently stuck in the toilet and wont flush its that big) and she said its the same size as me when i was born chat i think i just experienced what male omegas go through when th... lebron's #1 pookie bear

    AHAHAH im dying laughing at these comments

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    LordGayChickenTheSixth December 16, 2024 11:38 pm

    I had to tell a trusted adult about this
    (But also, real.)

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tsundere x tsundere
lebron's #1 pookie bear December 9, 2024 8:13 pm

any tsundere x tsundere recs? i love that shit i eat it up every time. gl bl straight doesn't matter i neeeed it ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

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“Dih to yo crack name 3 nba players other than LeBron” js slide ts in gng 

imma break character for a bit to say: READ SANGYANG:THE WANDERER ITS SO GOOD. lebron would be happy if you read it probably. 

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.

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