mr. new dude is all the time like "Haha I'm doing this because I'm a decent human being and I just care about others!"
thinking: "butactuallyIreallywanttodickthiskidandnobodymustknowanywayphewtheydidn'tnoticethistimeeither"
She gets so blunt when she's 0issed that I feel my insides hurting from laughing too much. "WHAAAAT'S THIS? BUY ONE GET ONE FREE???!" had me almost snapping my back in two
I bet he's that Fer- something prince in disguise, too much of a coincidence
probably not even in disguise, she doesnt even know what he looks like, only herd rumors
First story... Dude just went into misleading a girl into thinking he wanted to marry her, without her consent, to try and test his fiancée. Sounds like he wouldn't get the short stick no matter what end it would get, hm? Manipulative.
Second story... *shakes shakes* too cute omg so original and cute a breath of fresh air
"That's horrible!"
*proceeds to blush*
TEHEHEHEHE
been waiting too long for this moment and didn't get let down :'D
Me too hahahaha (●'◡'●)ﾉ
I'm so soft... YES TAKE CARE OF THAT SMOL BOY. SPOIL HIM WITH LOVE!!! SPOIL HIM ROTTEN!!! GIVE HIM SO MUCH I'LL JUST MELT FROM THE FLUFF
It's hilarious but not the kind of thing you want to read when feeling down. You'll find out why
I read this when I'm kinda feeling chill, now I'm depressed and questioning my life existence