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so uh just hearing that one of them is eight months old is just mind boggling to have to read but if theres anyone here tryna say its in rabbit years- it literally translates to 16 human years
and then the other guy is 4 in dog/ wolf (idrk) years which is around 32-38 human years
so what the fuck is going on and how is a 30 year old man in school