*seme sticks a finger into the uke's butthole with no preparation whatseover* uke: *aaNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
This is really dumb but buying stuff in person! I really just feel like I'm bothering the cashier even though they are being paid to check me out sob
I M R E A D Y T O D I E A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold And it's fresh And it's all home-made. Can I get you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass". Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. ......
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I can't even listen, too cringe to hear someone whispering in my ear pretending to be an anime character, and the voice to be just SO wrong. If it was the character's voice actor, maybe, but otherwise just no
I listen to CD dramas especially BL (idk if that counts as ASMR) and then I start blushing like an idiot with my headphones on.
I really just deadass made an account to tell you. You didn’t have to tell anyone that here omg
Lol I was gonna post it but that was to intense so a more funny story, so I was at the pool and this guy was changing out in the open with a towel his dad was holding I was eight and then the dad wasn’t holding the towel correctly and I saw the guy’s thing and immediately looked away I was so shocked.
Questions on this site like shoving objects up their asses or eating poop+hair... I can't not look at them, it's just so disgusting. I even puked once
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