Drug your partner so they dont yap, if you want a quiet minute with them...
I ment my comment to be sarcasticly funny, but as I'm writing it, it just sounds creepy. Especially because such a case just happend in RL in france. (In a lot worse way)
You really have to shut off your brain sometimes, to somehow enjoy such stories, but it gets more and more difficult with time and when you hear about stories in RL.
*murmurs self-soothingly*
itsnotrealitsnotrealitsnotreal
Oh, Imma read the HECK out of it!