
#1 have your crush's obsessive older brother/cousin(?) Steal him away and try to kill you
#2 meet your river aunt and learn how to be more badass
#3go save him for Said obsessive brother/cousin(?) In dragon form, super badassly
And boom! Your well on your way to intertwining your soul with his for eternity
#4 he probably dies and then you go into a deep amnesia inducing depression for several ages
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What the actual fuc is this?
Absolutely horrifying