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half of me huh? half truth, half lie

I might be thinking too deep into the technicalities here but do these BL ukes ever douche before getting their asses eaten and tongue fucked? (Like clean their rectums from insideout) cause I swear half of these bottoms be working and sweating all day, they don't even get the chance to shower or douche and suddenly their tops be sucking their assholes like it's the most tasty delicacy they've ever eaten. Do these tops have no gag reflex at all? Do they love the taste of shit or do these ukes just have magical assholes that are always shit-free and smell like sunshine and rainbows 24/7. I think I need to shut my brain off while reading Yaoi cause Yaoi has its own logic about sex that's far from reality, but being the clean freak that I am I just can't help wondering about the hygienic aspect of it all.

Neuvillette has rotted my brain, i thought it was something else entirely XD

If I existed in this universe I would love to be a skunk, so I can fart on people when I’m mad

while you bitches were squirting and creaming i was out here plotting and scheming