
Freaky shit with phone sex recs please, begging on my knees and all.

ts is so buns but it fits what ur asking for so here ig
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/obscene_phone_call/

Whoever said 9 inches was too big well they're fucking lying, it don't even hurt fr.

Nah, length is definitely important if you don’t want your cervix getting hit. I can’t barely get through a pap smear lmao. I actually remember an interview with the guy with the world’s longest dick which we are for some reason keeping track of. He said there were girls who’d sleep with him out of curiosity and they hated it because of how big it was.

Y'all ever be in a story's comment section and be like "damn they dumb asf" or like "those are definitely kids omg".

me w those isekai manhwas that are actually godd but evetyonr just calls tjem trash bc of one thing that the fl did that was "stupid" or wtv when its such a reasonable thing to do in her situation like WHAT do people not get that we arent the characters but the readers???? And its just ONE thing that the fl did that led to a bad rating when its such a masterpiece like ong and the ones that get good ratings from these types of people are the most BASIC most frustrating type of stuff to read like what ?????

When people shout "OMG RED FLAG" over a character flow that makes them more human. Like let them make mistakes and be imperfect?? Otherwise how are they going to have a character development.. i hate those picture perfect characters who does nothing bad and everything they say is right. For me, it makes them lack personality and so unmemorable.
And when comments can't understand morally grey characters like it always should be either black or white for them.
Ps: I'm not talking about rapists who are that for no reason and only to make mc and ml have sex and then forget about it

This is exactly what inspired me to write this question, I hate it when people immediately shout "red flag" especially when it doesn't even apply at all. It's so easy to throw shade at the character but not easy to try and understand them, I know not every story needs analyzing to a degree, not everyone takes seriously a complex character, but if you're not even making an effort don't even suggest utter the words "red flag" and reduce a character to only that. People like that are so insufferable and I wonder why they read in the first place.

Give me 3 manhwas from my "want to read" list that you think is good enough to distract me on this boring day.

Its 5 but these, also Moritat is just brain damage so feel free to read that as well if you want a confusing story that no one has the answer to lol
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/sleeping_dead/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/gokurakugai/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/papa_x_papa_to_de_sorezore_yattemasu/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/totsukuni_no_shoujo/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/baraou_no_souretsu/

Suggestions for age gaps/old men bl please for this list y'all can check out!!
https://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/2945946/

Ah damn, I just noticed you've added this to your list
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/midnight_rain_ctk/
Here's another
'Koi ga Ochitara by Ueda Aki'

https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/joou_to_shitateya/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/otoko_yamome_mo_hana_ha_saku/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/wadatsumi_no_yometori/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/old_fashioned_cupcake/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/tonari_ni/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/koko_wa_yes_to_ittekure/

https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/coffin_jackson/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/on_doorstep/
I highly recommend doorstep if you haven’t already read it

I'm asking this again bro I'm looking for it everywhere but I can't find it, so basically it's about this guy who has a butler an old butler like very old but the guy loves him and he tries his hardest to flirt and get with the old tired butler it's so funny and he fails every time but you can tell the butler has a soft spot for him but he doesn't actually believe that the guy who has every girl after him who's handsome and young could ever love an old tired man like him which is what the other guy is trying so hard to prove.
It's a comedy manga or manhwa? I barely remember, it had this unique artstyle which I can't differ so I genuinely Need to find it, I remember it was only 3 chapters on here so I wanna know if it ever got updated. Please and thank you!

maybe you can find it here -
https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/tags/butlers

Is it this?
Bamford Koushakuke No Shitsuji
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/bamford_koushakuke_no_shitsuji/

ohh maybe you'll find it here then -
https://www.anime-planet.com/users/AnnaSartin/lists/housekeepers-in-bl-132111

Bro is this shit the one piece? It's not there either lmao, but thank you for the housekeeper list, I love those I seriously need to find the story or else i'm gonna lose my damn mind.
What's worst is I thought I definitely kept it in my notes/lists but I didn't find it, it was definitely a manga since I think it had a Japanese name.

I'm looking for it everywhere but I can't find it, so basically it's about this guy who has a butler an old butler like very old but the guy loves him and he tries his hardest to flirt and get with the old tired butler it's so funny and he fails every time but you can tell the butler has a soft spot for him but he doesn't actually believe that the guy who has every girl after him who's handsome and young could ever love an old tired man like him which is what the other guy is trying so hard to prove.
It's a comedy manga or manhwa? I barely remember, it had this unique artstyle which I can't differ so I genuinely Need to find it, I remember it was only 3 chapters on here so I wanna know if it ever got updated. Please and thank you!

old man + unique artstyle sounds like a manga by Naono Bohra, I only found this oneshot
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/zurui_otoko_crafty_man/

Can I get a little dry humping bl smut pls...? If not something with phone sex...

https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/love_gym/ (this one had such a scene I remember)

Phone sex -
ANTI P.T.
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/anti_p_t/
Love Me Doctor! - in the side stories i think
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/love_me_doctor/
also -
https://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/726576/
I genuinely think authors need to retire the victim x abuser trope. It’s not cute it’s just sad. It frustrates me that every time I come across a story like that, people react like, “Oh my God, I can’t wait for his redemption arc. I can’t wait to see him fall to his knees, fall in love, realize the error of his ways” blah blah blah. Like please.... It’s tasteless, It gives nothing I seriously can’t wait until more people start to realize that
It’s not romantic, it’s not deep, and we’ve completely lost the plot with the ‘enemies to lovers’ concept. I’ve seen way too many people confuse that trope with straight-up abuser-victim dynamics as if that’s the same thing. It’s not. Not even close.
There’s something disturbing about how comfortable people have become with romanticizing pain, control, and manipulation. The idea that someone who has emotionally, psychologically, or even physically harmed another person can suddenly be redeemed by love isn’t just unrealistic, it’s dangerous.
I wonder if we’ve all collectively lost the plot when it comes to romantic storytelling enemies to lovers is never actually what it is anymore lmao. What once was a fun, dynamic narrative about conflict, tension, and eventual understanding has now been twisted into something unrecognizable. Too often, people conflate ‘enemies’ with ‘abusers’ But those are not the same, one is built on equal opposition and emotional complexity; the other is built on power imbalance and harm. Sighh
Exactly!! It’s not even enemies to lovers it’s straight up Stockholm syndrome. There’s nothing romantic about someone ending up with their abuser and I’m sick and tired of people hyping up and popularizing abuse stories. They also say it’s toxic like no that straight up abuse. Toxic relationships only work if they’re both toxic, not when someone’s getting brutally raped by the other. (⊙…⊙ )
So many of these authors writing abilities are straight up fried, they prioritize those scenes instead of good sensible writing and the worst part is that it works (a huge amount of ppl read it i mean). Its gotten much better than it was years ago but its still rough
I genuinely feel like I can't escape this trope its like EVERYWHERE
exactly omg. I swear 90% of the story's these days are becoming abuser x victim or just rapist x victim(basically the same thing), and the story's don't even have a half decent plot, its all just trash with a trash plot and a trash trope. I really wish people would stop producing story's like this and we could go back to the days where this wasn't such a big issue, but unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be happening anytime soon. I also wish more people would stop consuming and enjoying things like this which is also contributing to the mass production of story's with plots like this. I seriously hate this all so much and just want to be able to enjoy story's again without having to encounter rape or abuse.
It pains me cause I used to be SUCH a huge #1 stan of enemies to lovers like that was MY SHIT but saying that nowadays feels like a crime and people confuses it, mishears it as "yes I love seeing the person who just made the other persons life a living hell get with them and become a sweetie pie out of nowhere" like NO I LOVE RIVALRY THATS IT, ACADEMIC RIVALRY EVEN
Because it IS everywhere let's not lie
If you are interested in this manhwa I tend to promote it kinda has enemies to lovers forbidden love trope
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/sangyang_the_wanderer/