
Freaky shit with phone sex recs please, begging on my knees and all.

ts is so buns but it fits what ur asking for so here ig
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/obscene_phone_call/

Whoever said 9 inches was too big well they're fucking lying, it don't even hurt fr.

Nah, length is definitely important if you don’t want your cervix getting hit. I can’t barely get through a pap smear lmao. I actually remember an interview with the guy with the world’s longest dick which we are for some reason keeping track of. He said there were girls who’d sleep with him out of curiosity and they hated it because of how big it was.

Y'all ever be in a story's comment section and be like "damn they dumb asf" or like "those are definitely kids omg".

me w those isekai manhwas that are actually godd but evetyonr just calls tjem trash bc of one thing that the fl did that was "stupid" or wtv when its such a reasonable thing to do in her situation like WHAT do people not get that we arent the characters but the readers???? And its just ONE thing that the fl did that led to a bad rating when its such a masterpiece like ong and the ones that get good ratings from these types of people are the most BASIC most frustrating type of stuff to read like what ?????

When people shout "OMG RED FLAG" over a character flow that makes them more human. Like let them make mistakes and be imperfect?? Otherwise how are they going to have a character development.. i hate those picture perfect characters who does nothing bad and everything they say is right. For me, it makes them lack personality and so unmemorable.
And when comments can't understand morally grey characters like it always should be either black or white for them.
Ps: I'm not talking about rapists who are that for no reason and only to make mc and ml have sex and then forget about it

This is exactly what inspired me to write this question, I hate it when people immediately shout "red flag" especially when it doesn't even apply at all. It's so easy to throw shade at the character but not easy to try and understand them, I know not every story needs analyzing to a degree, not everyone takes seriously a complex character, but if you're not even making an effort don't even suggest utter the words "red flag" and reduce a character to only that. People like that are so insufferable and I wonder why they read in the first place.

Give me 3 manhwas from my "want to read" list that you think is good enough to distract me on this boring day.

Its 5 but these, also Moritat is just brain damage so feel free to read that as well if you want a confusing story that no one has the answer to lol
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/sleeping_dead/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/gokurakugai/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/papa_x_papa_to_de_sorezore_yattemasu/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/totsukuni_no_shoujo/ https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/baraou_no_souretsu/

Suggestions for age gaps/old men bl please for this list y'all can check out!!
https://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/2945946/

Ah damn, I just noticed you've added this to your list
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/midnight_rain_ctk/
Here's another
'Koi ga Ochitara by Ueda Aki'

https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/joou_to_shitateya/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/otoko_yamome_mo_hana_ha_saku/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/wadatsumi_no_yometori/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/old_fashioned_cupcake/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/tonari_ni/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/koko_wa_yes_to_ittekure/

https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/coffin_jackson/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/on_doorstep/
I highly recommend doorstep if you haven’t already read it

I'm asking this again bro I'm looking for it everywhere but I can't find it, so basically it's about this guy who has a butler an old butler like very old but the guy loves him and he tries his hardest to flirt and get with the old tired butler it's so funny and he fails every time but you can tell the butler has a soft spot for him but he doesn't actually believe that the guy who has every girl after him who's handsome and young could ever love an old tired man like him which is what the other guy is trying so hard to prove.
It's a comedy manga or manhwa? I barely remember, it had this unique artstyle which I can't differ so I genuinely Need to find it, I remember it was only 3 chapters on here so I wanna know if it ever got updated. Please and thank you!

maybe you can find it here -
https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/tags/butlers

Is it this?
Bamford Koushakuke No Shitsuji
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/bamford_koushakuke_no_shitsuji/

ohh maybe you'll find it here then -
https://www.anime-planet.com/users/AnnaSartin/lists/housekeepers-in-bl-132111

Bro is this shit the one piece? It's not there either lmao, but thank you for the housekeeper list, I love those I seriously need to find the story or else i'm gonna lose my damn mind.
What's worst is I thought I definitely kept it in my notes/lists but I didn't find it, it was definitely a manga since I think it had a Japanese name.

I'm looking for it everywhere but I can't find it, so basically it's about this guy who has a butler an old butler like very old but the guy loves him and he tries his hardest to flirt and get with the old tired butler it's so funny and he fails every time but you can tell the butler has a soft spot for him but he doesn't actually believe that the guy who has every girl after him who's handsome and young could ever love an old tired man like him which is what the other guy is trying so hard to prove.
It's a comedy manga or manhwa? I barely remember, it had this unique artstyle which I can't differ so I genuinely Need to find it, I remember it was only 3 chapters on here so I wanna know if it ever got updated. Please and thank you!

old man + unique artstyle sounds like a manga by Naono Bohra, I only found this oneshot
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/zurui_otoko_crafty_man/

Can I get a little dry humping bl smut pls...? If not something with phone sex...

https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/love_gym/ (this one had such a scene I remember)

Phone sex -
ANTI P.T.
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/anti_p_t/
Love Me Doctor! - in the side stories i think
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/love_me_doctor/
also -
https://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/726576/

I hope you find yourself~ I hope you find yourself~ I hope you take your mask off~

i was wondering why i wasnt hearing more about noid too despite it being his lead single, ig thats why. ppl rnt glazing him hard enough imo.
side note i spent over a week trying to figure out the name of the woman who was featured on noid only to find out it was just bro with his voice pitched up slightly
Dom/sub verse manga recs please
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/sakurada_senpai_kaizou_keikaku/
Thanks pookie
Collar Kiss
Kimi no Ahimoto de Ai wo shiru (my fav)
Sugar to Mustard (not exactly subverse but similar)
Kocchi Muite Glare
Zettai, Fukujuu Meirei
Forgot to include it
Read them all cause I'm a freak for them but all if this is peak
I think subverse is lacking manga/manhã etc it's a shame cuz I also love them
Oh realll, its better then omegaverse too ngl
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/collar_kiss/
https://www.mangago.zone/read-manga/kocchi_muite_glare/
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FREAKING HELL WAS THIS
SORRY IT WAS THE ONLY ONE I COULD THINK OF THAT WAS BDSM
I'm actually traumatized, you have no idea