Mc: *talks about almost getting assaulted*
Ml: o dear that must’ve been horrible… Im so sorry that happened
Mc : I beat the shit outta em cuz wtf
Ml: *assaults mc just like the others even though he just felt bad for wat mc went through* (its not even been a second)
Mc: Oh em gee… I cant resist cuz I cant hurt his celebrity face n body… but damn… ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ *blushes in embarrassment* (like I get the power dynamic but y r u blushing bro, get mad like how u did when ur school mates tried to assault u, dis bitch is even black mailing u??)
(Yes I just came from that scene straight to the comment section lmfaooo)