I was signing in like usual, when I look at the captcha and it's my legal fucking name(and a number but that ain't the point). In all caps right there staring at me like, what?! Like who makes these??? Are you in my walls!?!!! (Jokes aside that was an interesting experience also if you have any yaoi recommendations please say x3)
I was signing in like usual, when I look at the captcha and it's my legal fucking name(and a number but that ain't the point). In all caps right there staring at me like, what?! Like who makes these??? Are you in my walls!?!!! (Jokes aside that was an interesting experience also if you have any yaoi recommendations please say x3)
WHEN I SAY HAWK U SAY TUAH!!!!! HAWK!!!!!111!!1!
hear me out, sucking your own dick. it tastes so goodd, sometimes my cum has jelly clumps and thats my favourite part about it because i can play with it like play doh or just slap it around. you should try it
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I AM A 43 YEAR OLD CEO THAT DOESNT BULLSHIT AROUND!
IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH ME, PLEASE GUIDE YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL YOU KNOW OR CALL MY SEME SECRETARY, I DO NOT TOLERATE YOUR KIND.
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I AM QUITE FOND OF UKES. I FANCY THEM, IF I MAY SAY SO MYSELF. I DETEST SEMES THOUGH. I WISH NOTHING BUT THE WORST FOR THEM.
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