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Is there a time where you have almost died?

So I’ve been eating beef carpaccio for three day straight now, and I still have more I’m gonna make, but I’m wondering, is this ok? Will it cause any health problems?

If you don’t know what beef carpaccio is, it basically just raw meat sliced really thin with some sort of mayo, raw yolk, garlic sauce thing(I forgot what the sauce was called). It also usually served with Parmesan cheese and a salad plant thing but I forgot what that was called too.

I just hope that all this raw food won’t cause me any problems. It’s just so tasty though.

I was at my house, and there were these little humans attacking me. Some other people where at my house and we fought them, they’re climbed up in each other in groups to get bigger(kind of like the trolls in gravity falls), but it wasn’t that hard to defeat them. There was this one little human I somehow became friends with. We chatted and had fun, but then all of a sudden, he asked me if I was a teenager, and I said yes. After that, he got really mad, saying stud like “HOW COULD YOU”, and I was super confused. All of a sudden, he turned into an ant, but one of those big fat ones, and he bit his but, and all of his guts fell out, and then he ate his guts again(mind you, ive dreamt about an ant doing this before, I have no ideas what it’s about????)

Second dream was about Viktor and Jayce. They were doing stuff together, and working together like they wanted(I remember them being on floating roller coasters, and in some sort of skating rink like movie theater??). But then I think something happened, and that was put to an end. In that dream, it also montages through Jayces life, and how he was sort of going crazy without Viktor, and for some reason he had a butler that kind of looked like Loris but skinny? Well the butler said that if Jayce hadn’t met Viktor, he would have gone insane. I don’t remember what happened after that though. Maybe nothing bad happened? I also remember Mel being in it and she was opposing Jayce and Viktor for some reason.

Also in my dream, I dreamt about the little girl from stuck in the middle, she was video recording or streaming her room(I can’t remember, but I watched it on a screen), and she stars to slowly pan to her fidget wall. There were so many fidgets and toys and stuff, she also had one it her had and showed it.

FUCK YES YEYSYESYESYESYESY YESSSSSSS FUCK FINALLY HES BACK GDJSVSJSHDBEJFJE WKFJHFHRHEBW SV. BSNNSHE S. JX W DJC. DHEHEKSVSV DY AHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH IM SO HAPPY AHHHHHHHHGHHH

Does anybody wanna be my soulmate in every universe, become a god, and then explode into a million little pieces having the their souls be intertwined with mine in the process?