the fawking xrays where they show the dick inside the others body. i know theyre having sex. you know theyre having sex. we all know theyre having sex. STOP IT
This ones so stupid but it's been bothering me a lot more lately. When the bottom is like insanely flexible for no reason. This guy is straight up casually folded in half like WHAT. Ik some people are naturally that flexible, but it's awful convient all these bottoms are. Someone sign them up for gymnastics or dance or something. Why r they wasting......
when two female characters start scissoring and they act like it's THE best feeling ever. you're telling me you're about to orgasm because you two bumped clits a few times? okay... or when they start moaning and getting closer to finishing because their breasts are getting played with. i get that it feels good but not enough to be getting that type......
When the top or whatever says "but your body is saying otherwise" or anything similar during a smut scene idc if it's the most consentual relationship out there, it just kinda creeps me out. Also yes shoes on the bed also annoy me lmao. Another thing which most ppl cam agree on is super buffy tall strong top, and the petite, girly, feminine bottom......
When the bottom keeps saying wait and the top’s got horrible tinnitus and can’t listen to the poor guy. Like let him breathe? Please bro just put aside ur penis and use ur brain. Like Wdym you can’t stop?
when the one getting fucked pulls a belle delphine face with the tongue out and shit. FUCK THAT NASTY SHIT ik it's for views but my body has such a visceral reaction seeing that face. no one in their right mind ever does that pls end it IM TALKING TO YOU MINGWA hoe normalized that shit
Glorified hypersexuality and frequent hookups, its sex addiction and its so uncomfortable to see being treated as normal. thank you for making a serious issue in our society look lit while ignoring the mental and physical health complications of it??
People saying its fluffy when the author initally put the sex positions between the 10-11 yro and that 17 yro dude on the cover + creating constant sexual ellusions with the kid. The author is definitely a shotacon, honestly im just hopin one of these days they get hit by a car and lose their arms or sum.
don't hate people on the basis of the color of their skin, hate them because they're FUCKING ANNOYING
Its actually like my biggest fear to be so known on this site that people start shipping you with others I'd actually kill myself
still a better love story than jinx
Mfs be saying "i wish it was still the 60's, it was so cool back then" BRO YOU ARE BLACK
Human composting. I aspire to become fertilizer in the near future for all the lovely plants of our Mother Earth. Life is good, amirite?
Something mathy cuz i actually like it and have never cried cuz of it
Smut pet peeves?