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Hey please dont judge me but I was eating spicy noodles and I needed to shit and you see where this is going so I got spice in my coochie and I need help because it fucking hurts and I've already tried washing it and shit but it still hurts and I wanna cry. I've tried reddit but theres only half answers with people saying to try this and other people saying not to do that so help

Hi, Im an independent scanlator. Anyone here who knows how to upload the new chapters?

I need three people with accounts to help delete a topic a troll has made. they keep spamming a certain section of a certain manga, looking for attention, re writing it each time in different ways.. sometimes posing as innocent .. sometimes not. you don’t even have to read the manga. I just need you to 1.) not acknowledge or reply to the troll. all it does is give them the attention they want. 2.) do not create another topic above the troll talking about them saying “why did blah blah create this comment” bc once again you’re just giving them attention and it’s drags out for days 3.) (I will tell you three on your account page if you agree to help.. which btw make sure you allow anons to post on your homepage)

I ask this of you guys since mangago never wants to do anything about anonymous ppl who spam or harass others. I was wondering if any of you would be willing to help out?? I don’t trust posting the link to it yet bc there may be some other different troll who decides to worsen the situation.

There was this person who is beautiful,
And that person was the one who is reading this.
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I just want to spread some happiness ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

Lately, I've seen a couple of people who are going through hard times in this site and I'm sure there are others so I wanna say something: IT'S GONNA BE GOOOOOD!! like legit im sure there are ppl out there who love you despite whatever might be happening in your life! I've been thru stuff and I still am but honestly, it's gonna get better. EVEN THO I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW ANYONE GUESS WHAT ILYSM CAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO HEAR THE FACT THAT THEY ARE LOVED!! And rlly if you ever need to talk things out im here for anyone to just release of anger or sadness just message me!! But yes you all mean something just remember that and if anyone says the opposite they can suck my very nonexistent dick!

You feel very funny, uh? You are not. All of you should face a mirror and look into your soul because is terrible to be making fun of someone and trolling. Maybe that person is having a horrible time in real life and you are not helping. And I dont smoke weed or anything, Im just a nice person trying to help, and you are mean. You dont need to be high to help, WTF is wrong with this world. Horrible. And the other user commenting f"funny " stuff, you are not funny, stfu, its not funny to help people.

Reporting a user:
1) Click on topic title to get link (example: your topic is: http://www.mangago.zone/home/mangatopic/3152565/ )

2) Copy link

3) Click on any manga

4) On the left side of the manga page you'll see a flag. Click on flag. This pulls up a menu "Find a problem?"

5) Choose "Other (please specify)" In text box, write out the problem (trolling, threatening stuff, spam, etc.). Don't forget to also paste the link there.

6) Close the menu by clicking on red X

Response this way is usually very quick, but sometimes can take up to 16 hours depending on the time of day there.

(Readers, feel free to copy and save this response for future use)

And grammar police are like, "It's a sexual pleasure to correct you"

I was wondering if anyone wanted to be in a group on medibang and make s manga w me, I can draw but I’m not that good and I really just want to do something in my free time :))))

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle all the way
im to poor to afford gifts for my best friends
HEY
jingle bell jingle bell jingle all the gay
honestly what the fuck did I do to turn this way?

dashing to my computer
to see some sweet yaoi
realize that I missed thanksgiving
but I hardly eaat
oh oh oh
People are singing
watching boku no pico too
but I realize thats not what im about to do
OH
JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
THIS SONG IS GETTING GAY
YOUR MOM CALLS ME DADDY BUT Im STILL A FEMALE OK?
HEY
JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
MAN WHAT THE HONEST FUCK
THESE RASCITS ASS PEOPLE CAN
GO
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UPPPPPPP

Thank you thank you here every minute of the clock but never posting :)

Merry Christmas meh dudes

Any manga where the uke looks like a gorilla?

so I've been desperately searching for this yaoi manga and it's very similar to the manga Aiyoku Heaven but it's where the uke gets tied up by the "pervert" who then gets a knock on the door and it's the seme offering a bottle of champagne I believe and he goes on to helping the uke in his tied up situation or whatever.. HELP I CANT FIND IT!

To the human below(?) who is bitching about scanlation group dicks.

You ungrateful little qwitch. They spend there time and possible money so they can get us some manga that we can't read. As they can translate it, they can uncensored/redraw dicks as well. Gosh, it's not like you go out and try to redraw dicks. Damn let the fucking group do there best.

Don't want too see redraw/uncenscored dicks? Then don't fucking read the scanlation group for that manga. Suddenly everyone is redrawing dicks???? WeLp bITcH yA bEtTeR sTaRt UsInG gOoGle TrAnSlaTe FoR tHeM rAws.