My dear little boy, you know I love you and I tried my best to have patience with you the last few chapters.
But this is somehow getting out of hand. Of course, money is very seducing for a young boy like you and your mind is not yet able to fully understand what is growing inside your belly. But, honey, if you would just allow yourself to think about it and about the man who really loves you and puts so much effort in making you happy, you would clearly see that this behavior has to stop.
So please, my sweetheart, get yourself together, before I GODDAMN MAKE YOU DO IT AND LIKE HELL IMMA GONNA DO IT FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR PINK ASS!!! (=・ω・=)
When alex wakes up in the morning and is like "what the hell is this, how did this sticky white shit get on the wall?"