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Machete Penguin April 26, 2025 6:52 pm

Imagine being caught by your ex, who you’re essentially stalking, who doesn’t want anything to do with you, doing some sort of lewd act with a look alike of your ex, under the stairs at a party.

Couldn’t be me. The embarrassment

    Woomb April 26, 2025 9:04 pm

    Plz the word embarrassment is scared of him lol that cockroach acts like he's a golden match when he's just a rotten apple

    Machete Penguin April 26, 2025 10:29 pm
    Plz the word embarrassment is scared of him lol that cockroach acts like he's a golden match when he's just a rotten apple Woomb

    He is rotten and I love this scenario for him. He deserves

Machete Penguin April 26, 2025 12:27 am

Also, him asking “How do PEOPLE have sex?” Please, I beg, some backstory if you will.

    RUE April 26, 2025 12:37 am

    He means from that little sleep he had

    Machete Penguin April 26, 2025 5:11 am
    He means from that little sleep he had RUE

    No he doesn’t. He said that before he took a nap. He was talking about in the past, when he took on the responsibility of being the town leader.

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MangaMoon June 29, 2024 8:05 pm

Has anyone else noticed that sometimes half of your comment will disappear after you’ve submitted it? Is there a way to keep this from happening?

    Night June 29, 2024 8:16 pm

    Any chance u use emojis? Whenever i use them it my comments appear blank.... I Can only use emoticons..ಥ‿ಥ

    Hibou June 29, 2024 8:49 pm

    Oh Night is right, I wanted to make a cute profile with flowers the other day and nothing appeared :c

    MangaMoon June 29, 2024 10:48 pm

    Actually, yes. I can’t remember previously, but it did happen to a comment with emojis today.

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