There are so many ways for royal families to cover up the shit they've done and you think you can handle it by yourself???
THE QUEEN IS ON YOUR DAMN SIDE JUST LET HER KNOW SHE'LL GET RID OF HIM BETTER AND FASTER THAN A MAFIA BOSS

The Perfect wife...the p e r f e c t wife~ <3

BRO'S DONE ALL THAT BUT WONT STICK HIS DlCK IN IT (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

Am I going crazy? the art doesn't look that bad, I don't mind it, it's still very pretty. Why is everyone saying they look ugly now?? ╥﹏╥

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I always liked the idea of adoption rather than having biological kids. Plus the idea of adopting someone from a bad situation and making them my priority makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. So many children in the adoption system get overlooked because they aren't a newborn, and that is just so disgusting to me. I can't think of anything bett......
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I'm literally asexual and have no libido even when I was supposed to be my most hormonal in high school, but I love reading smut so much. I can't tell if I'm just fucked up but I don't even like masurbating, I don't read it to jerk off, I just read it because I like to, almost like research as to why people enjoy it and what people are supposed to feel when having sex.
So I need to know if I'm weird for this and if any other of my ace brothers, sisters, and siblings can relate ┗( T﹏T )┛

i read this just to see if it's as bad as "stupidemic" and i can confirm, if you love/hate stupidemic you will probably like/DESPISE this glory hole equivalent of a story

I NEED CHAPTERS FASTER THAN THIS, THIS STORY IS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. I WANT, NO NEED MORE

bro that one panel with the beetles fucking was so out of pocket lmaoooo

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i'm just such a boring person lmao but oh well
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Death's bi godson plays poker:immortals edition to save Earth?! (I'm begging someone to read the book Masters of Death because i want to talk about it so bad, i just want to talk to someone about the gay angst between two of the characters i'm literally at your feet begging)