Nah if i was the dog id do that shit too, like what kinda message am i finna send to these other dog homies and dog hynas if i let myself be bossed around by some gay ass trove sivon lookin ass hoe!
finally off this fucking website i wish to be normal
honestly i’ve probably had every single shitty horrible intrusive thought that exists. to anybody who gets scared of them, it’s okay, it’s not your fault— they’re called intrusive thoughts for a reason. they intrude on your mind even if you don’t want them. it doesn’t make you a bad person.
My brain...mf becomes suicidal with just the smallest disturbance
when it’s cold and one of my nipples harden and hurts to the point that it feels like it’s gonna fall off so i try defrosting it with a hairdryer (doesn’t work)
One time i said racists instead raisins during a baking class... " And then we mix in the racist in "
My precious collection.... I don't remember where a lot of these are from
babe wake up new isekai light novel title just dropped
Aw hell naw I saved this cause Istg I saw a text message on their shadows
can't help but think -- seems that Alves has caught on that the person he saw when he was young was indeed Nunnally, which kinda makes sense that when they first met they did rock paper scissors bc young alves + present nunnally did that.then there's the box, which makes me want to believe present Alves didn't hesitate to open his box to tease Nunnally, but also bc if the jinx was true, it would've been invalid anyway bc he still had the box (i'm assuming is unopened) that old Nunnally gave to younger Alves :P
can't wait for the upcoming chapters~ give our mans alves a chance here guys i promise it's all explained in the end LOL
wow,,,, congrats on having sex education, as in the bare fucking minimum that most people can't even get!! since ur soooo smart, u must know that vaginas r one of the most demonised things on earth, right??? i know so many girls who keep getting infections from offset ph balances because their parents told them that vaginas are gross, and that they......
I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish to be yelled at and I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
Imagine you've been holding in a poo all day and a sex maniac imposes a sex toy into your ass. :/ I'm surprised Dan hasn't turned into a chocolate fountain at this point. 
let's talk abt the guy who tried asking the taliban to take down gege
And some waps can even bleach clothing but why even make this post blud?
circus and skyler re e e e d ryan gosling bahhhhbieeee OPPORNHEIMER! elle fanning fearlesss speak naow! GIRLL!! That ed jumped-OUT!! It’s youuuu, Salvatore can wait money is the anthem is surcus but I was so young when I behaved city of stars SLEEP EAT YAOI REPEAT. SLEEP EAT YAOI REPEAT! sing it with me yall city of stars girl do the juju on that beat-TAYY. The twin towers have been hit, over. MR BUSH I WANT TO SEE WHY THEY CALL YOU “BUSH”! PANTS OFF NOW! “Cillian murphyyy I miss youuuu where are you now?”-Lolll Alan walker be likeI am ill and you are NOT THAT GIRLLL!!! Girlll bye yiu won’t belive fearless speak nowww let the light i-ryannnnn where are you, NOW??- Alan walker be like
LIKE DO YOU EVER SEE THOSE TIKTOKS OR VIDEOS WHERE GROWN ASS WOMEN ARE LIKE MAKING "fwop" AND "ngh" HANDBAGS, BOTTLES, AND SHIRTS? For one thing let me clarify that i don't have a problem with grown women reading bl or anything else like that but its just so icky to me that actual adults with full time jobs will make these things LIKE I GET WHEN ......
my dog hates gays