What a horrible friend. Don't have friends like that.
He thinks the sham marriage plot is ridiculous, but not the size of that ring. Plus, what does he mean the role playing would drain any other man, there's plenty of kinky people who would love to have a partner like that.
Everybody saying whether they would receive or not the tittie slap, whilst I wanna be the one giving them
Honey, that's not admiration, you're just into beefcakes
I'm so mad right now. I think I'm just gonna stop reading
That cat looks just like my baby Curie, I appreciate it
