Lead A microwaves forks and stares at the midday sun, Lead B eats silica packets and pours bacon grease down the sink drain, and they lived ever after.


(Hiroya still sucks more tho, he still had Miho's number all those years and just never bothered to call, never apologized for kissing him without warning multiple times, never made clear what he wanted soooo)

I don't want to be human either, I want to be mouse and just haha hehe eat cheese and poop in the grass all day

This is pretty much exactly how it is raising a baby/toddler, endless cute mixed with tiredness mixed with being surprised at their wisdom beyond their years. It's fantastic. I love kids.

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Lmao he still sucks in bed

Zombie/vampire/cannibalism plot not impressing the editors? Just slap a belabored cake metaphor on it!

The only spinoff Yoshikawa needs is a spin kick to the face

eat more lard created a topic of Nigate na Koibito

Light empty calories, like a saltine cracker. No nutrition but fun to crunch.

Sending this to the juggalos, hope it helps ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~

eat more lard created a topic of Alien Boyfriend

I can sense the alcoholism of the person who wrote this story

I am conflicted about this plot, bro. I'm just gesturing at the air.

eat more lard created a topic of Sweet Rich Milk

Read the description, had a stroke, read the entire thing ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

What kind of supposed big strong guy equates a little headache with doom period symptoms that last two weeks? Eat my ass. If alphas are so great, why do they all have to literally rape and trap people?

It was very disjointed because of how much the overall tone and each character's attitude kept shifting. It reads more like a collection of genre tropes than a cohesive story.

eat more lard created a topic of Gomidame no Garnet

Kanae ( ・﹏・) I blame my love of antisocial traumatized confused boys on growing up with Squall Leonhart.

eat more lard created a topic of Sweet Not Sugar

The reason the art change hurts is because that's all this thing had going for it lmao. This clunker of a plot wasn't keeping an audience ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

BL logic: Just had some trauma and the best cure is your healing dick inside meh (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

Meanwhile, back in reality: literally nobody would act this way

eat more lard created a topic of Double Complex

(ノ゚0゚)ノ~ OOPS I dropped this single, one-way ticket to remote Alaska in big bro's bag