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Abhor when they say these to a guy: “Be my wife” - dude, that’s a guy, wdym wife?? go marry a female then you dumb bitch. do you mean they should act motherly and be submissive and play the “girl” role? “You’re my girlfriend” - boyfriend, did you forget pronouns? like, would it kill you to say boy? “Your man-pussy” - asshole, ......

how do i top roadkill??