Honestly this isn't nearly enough, this man reached rock bottom ages ago, dug to hell, beat up Satan's wife, took Satan's hornes and then used them to keep digging.
I need him to hate himself
I need him to believe he doesn't deserve to live
I need him to cry until the hiccups don't let him breath and his whole face burns for hours
And I need everyone to know EXACTLY how pathetic he is, how actually useless and pointless he really is.
But they're probably just gonna fuck and Dan will go "oh you're actually everything I need ily" and let him off the hook forever and ever and we're supposed to find that romantic/hot
I hope Dan never forgives him and lives the rest of his life regreting and wondering what could've been
Maybe that awful necklace is what will save shuri from the incest accusations! We all hate to think about it, but maybe shuri's going to have to pretend she loves theobald.
The necklace is just the proof she needs to save her & the family from the trial! If she pulls it out at the trial, the necklace screams "I'M THEOBALD THE CROWN PRINCE'S LOVER!!!" (as it usually does), and with his enthusiastic approval, nobody would dare to question their love. It would save everyone and their honor, but at what cost? She'll have to pretend to date the prince, whom she feels no attraction towards. Of course, it's a price she's willing to pay, after all, it wouldn't be the first time.
But Jeremy and Nora would hate it, knowing just what kind of man he is. But Jeremy's hands would be tied, he can't go against his mother dating theobald since it would spark the accusations again. But Nora could, which would probably start a love corner similar to what ludvika had.
Thus finishing the pining arc and start the love arc.
Dn what would happen from there, but you got the idea.
For those of you who want to pull the "tldr" card, here you go:
Shuri: "I couldn't have fucked my stepson because-" pulls out the necklace theobald gave her "I WAS FUCKING THE CROWN PRINCE!"
* audioable gasps from the crowd *
THE SLOW BURN AIN'T BURNING IT'S SLOW AS HELL LET SOMETHING HAPPEN ALREADY
(╯°Д °)╯╧╧
So far (ch3) she told him to wait/hold on 6 times, no/don't/I don't like this 16 times and refused his proposal 3 times, and not once has he even tried to listen.
Really? Is this how girls work? We say "no" and that means "fuck me harder daddy"?
HATE how he belittles her for even thinking she has a choice in this.
And after all this he DARES to say "I can't live without you!!!!1!1!!!"
And personally I'm answering in her stead: "then perish."
שוקולד לבן לא עשוי מקקאו
העלילה משעממת
חברים הכי טובים??? אתם ליטרלי נשואים
הכל הולך לה ממש קל
יש לזה נטייה לעשות אי הבנות ממש מעצבנות ואז לפתור אותן בשנייה ואני לא יודעת איך אני מרגישה בנוגע לזה
למה שוקולד רגיל היה לא פופולרי? לפי מה שהבנתי, השינוי היחיד שהיא עשתה זה שהיא הוסיפה אותו לקפה
קפה זה אוברייטד
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