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Hi bruhhs, so I'm here seeking prolly (love) advice from a manga porn site... EheM... Bruhh I'm going to die literally out of stress and mental damage if y'all don't mind ಡ  ʖ ಡ.

So our grad prom is comming next month and cotillion practices is starting and I'm literally paired to a random guy from the other class, I honestly never knew how he looked like or if he even exists, from what I've heard from my classmates, we had similar things such a cycling, and very tall (which is prolly why the teacher paired us....

So our first day of practice began and HE WAS ABSENT. Which I got to practice with a diff dude who sucked at dancing and keep stepping on my feet...

2nd day of practice and my paired partner finally showed up, i was like he was ok, he looks ok and dances normal and his hands were smooth unlike other dudes, and he was a fast learner... ngl I actually enjoyed dancing with him..

3rd day, I was absent for academic reasons, and the teacher replaced me with another lesbian girl, which I panicked that I was literally kicked out of the cotillion.

I begged the teacher as I always wanted to experience this kind of things during my final year in highschool. luckily, my friends helped me look for a different partner who was literally worse than the first dude, and bruhh he was soaked in sweat and smelled sweaty.

I honestly joined again hoping to switch again to my partner, but the teacher scolded me for being absent.

While dancing with my "New" partner, it was not enjoyable for me, I kept looking at my original partner now my expartner ༎‿༎...

and bruh I went as far as to literally stalk him, sent a friend request and express it on a manga porn site.... Like omg I really want to dance with him again, but I guess I won't even smooth hands again...

UGHHH! I really want to rip out my hair out, I should've set aside my tasks and should've showed up....

Dear girlie friends, what the heck should I do now, I literally pray to dance with him again

Let's make cocaine!
(credits to owner)
1. Gather your materials.
You will need:
* 1 kilo of coca leaves
* 1 gallon of kerosene
* 1 gallon of sulfuric acid
* 1 gallon of acetone
* A large pot
* A strainer
* A glass baking dish
* A spoon
* A coffee filter
* A rubber band
2. Prepare your workspace.
Make sure you are working in a
well-ventilated area. Cover your
work surface with newspaper
or plastic.
3. Dry the coca leaves. Spread
the coca leaves out on a flat
surface and let them dry in the
sun for several days.
4. Crush the coca leaves. Once
the coca leaves are dry, crush
them into a fine powder.
5. Mix the coca leaf powder
with kerosene.
Add the coca leaf powder to
a large pot and cover it with
kerosene. Stir the mixture
until the coca leaf powder is
completely dissolved.
6. Add the sulfuric acid to the
mixture.
Slowly add the sulfuric acid
to the kerosene/coca leaf
powder mixture. Stir the mixture
constantly.
7. Let the mixture sit for 24
hours.
8. Filter the mixture through a
strainer.
Strain the mixture through a
strainer lined with a coffee filter.
9. Evaporate the kerosene from
the filtrate.
Evaporate the kerosene from
the filtrate by heating it in a
glass baking dish in a hot water
bath.
10. Scrape the cocaine crystals
off the bottom of the baking
dish.
11. Enjoy your cocaine!

I used to jerk off to angry birds
When I was about 13 I LOVED
angry birds, I had every game
and bought every toy they
had. One day I was playing
angry birds when all of a
sudden the big red bird turned
me on. I couldn't stand it, I
was going crazy. I decided to
pull out my big long Willy and
start jerking. I never had felt so
good, I soon continued to do
this daily and never got bored
of it! That big red bird was so
hot and those blue ones were
some cuties. I am glad to admit
I still do this to this very day.