*it's an uncensored one*
Me: okay, sure, there's nothing I haven't seen before so whatever
*me sees the uncensored dingly dangly*
Me: well that's A meat sceptre! (⊙o⊙ )
(Idk why, cause it's not the first time that I'm reading uncensored and there was even more ridiculous sights, but for some reason I wasn't expecting THAT beast)
Just a chef kiss (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ