I’ve cried 5 times bro please the smut is needed otherwise I’ll break down wtf
#an essay's worth of writing lost (about the plot) and just other things to poke fun at was lost, depression? yes.
LMAO. I’m sorry, I needed popcorn for all that, but I didn’t have any, so I’ll just laugh and write this shit out (I obviously won’t understand 50% of the shit going on because I didn’t read this thing entirely)
If y’all don’t wanna read the whole thing and is interested in a summary, for short, basically:
NanoFATE (idiot 1)’s little rant:
Tell them about sex worker bottoms that are now getting uploaded, leading to them saying that new bls they know are virgin bottoms (wtf lmao), which comes back to complaining about #newbltropenowadays, coming back to saying, “do you hate people who have experience in sex that much” (who the fuck is this aimed at) along with extra things that aren’t worth mentioning
Then replies larulair (smart to idiot 2):
The reason why people are complaining / saying it’s rushed is because of the completely out of nowhere “I want to be held by you” (oh my god, smart af unlike the idiot above!!!) and goes on about how it’s weird to respond with “lol what kind of sex are you into” with the question being “do you have a part time job” (obviously this is weird!!! Please don’t tell me y’all do this to a person you spent time with not in a way that would be tea gossip about sex life, that would be a straight punch into a face and them being weirded out!!)
In which Nano replies with another rant about people complaining (bitch when?) about repetitive prostitute ukes and fuckboy seme tropes (this bitch ain’t a fuckboy, gtfo <3) and pushes said claim up to the “aww, lovey dovey, even the art style was pretty” shit, and once more, complains (this time it’s something different!!) going on how people complain about not enough smut because 5 chapters and how it’s justified to push sex from nowhere while saying the uke was joking when he said it (smartass ong, maybe read the first chapter and the comments complaining on how the uke is weird asf for pulling up with that shit, no thoughts about uke internally on how it was a joke n all that, THERE’S NOTHING THAT JUSTIFIES THE PLOT BEING MOVED FORWARD LIKE THAT. Wtf was that hit and run anyway, it’s.. I can’t even explain it to words ☠ )
Comes with larulair (please.. why’d you become idiot 2 ) making another good point:
The point is about both ways on how it shames the trope of an experienced top as much as an experienced bottom (idfk how this shit ended up here unless the 4 chapters I didn’t read explains) and how this dumb ass (Nano) was making it all about slut shaming bottoms (they slut shame bcuz they jealous boo, they could never eat it up like these men could) and brings up a whole list of 5 chapter mangas without sex being brought up out of the blue without it feeling as random as this one does (is what they said..for this one, the topic of sex was so random istg, it’s like brain rot fanfics with no plot tryna have plot in it for something to happen) and puts up the point that short doesn’t mean impossible for good plot or at the very least, good flow / setting and dialogue leading up to situation.
Right after this, it was a cat and dog fight, wall to a microphone speaker spitting out bullets that can’t reach the target so the microphone becomes stupid to try .. overall, it was a funny nice read about a karen and a nerd bring up two points where karen (Nano) couldn’t understand and having a point that’s dumb asf and nerd (larulair) trying to get through the thicc Karen’s skull with facts ended up into a petty argument because both sides wouldn’t agree with one or the other <3, the end
Oh nahh.. I’m omw to do the same thing he did to her and expose his ahh if he do too much ong.
Umm.. yeah!!! I don’t think he even entered ☠.. ig the plot twist was new, although not the most welcome especially since he isn’t preggo .. but whatever floats your boat in omegaverse /j
Her forehead’s fine, yours is probably bigger but LMAOOAOOAO SHE’S TOO FUNNY