Emily's Favorite

pls stfu

That thing would probably slip out if it were inside me (sorry y'all I ain't that tight ) but y'know one of us has gotta be the ALPHA MALE soooo it's all good I'll just pull my strap out and I'll make him scream my name allllllll night long. And did you know you can actually come from a strap?? So it's a win-win scenario for both of us. Fuck that I......

Make a check list of assignments and tasks you want to get done that week. Then bully your brain into believing that if you don’t complete everything by Friday you will eminently die a HORRIBLE death on the spot. This is what works for me