Me and professor Voladi would have the greatest enemies to lovers story. I need to beat his ass both figuratively and literally. Genuinely cannot stand him, but he's so hot I'm bashing my head against concrete. I'm so pissed off.
A week later and I think it's time to set our differences aside. Profesor Voladi, you with your wide shoulders and tiny waist, with your luscious hair and pretty eyes, with your zero rizz that enamours me.. I'm on my knees begging, my mouth is open with my teeth tucked in, my hair's tied back, big brown eyes looking up at you. I'm asking you to pls just die already lmao
Stop mistagging shit. I came here for comedy. This is not making me laugh. This is making my heart hurt and eyes tear up bffr