Yo' dick brick hard like a medal (uhh)
I got three holes for it, like a pretzel (uhmm)
Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR - cupcake cpr
That's sad dark ending . she broke him she didn't save shit ...also such an ass move to the only person who actually gave a fuck about her and believed her story I wouldn't mind him making her his goddess in a world where he loves her and himself in healthy way not assult blackmailing way
"no matter how strong of women u r u can't beat a man dick " tf is this red flag ! ! ! fuck This little shit
Chill that was just their foreplay dirty talk competitive condescension typa dialogue.
r u a virgin
Idk I feel like the FL deserves more then just a house to live in and ML shlong , she should be getting payed more then just cakes ....
The way I cackled is the shlong not good enough
Hey maybe the schlong is THAT good
Haha oh my god
His one in a million , reciprocating to pervs irl 99% have sad ending
His beggin her to save him when he served her head on platinum platter
The irony of being that very much insect u were detasting and mocking. .
I don't think they heard of condoms