If I confessed my love and they were like suck my dick to prove it I’d jump out a window
Now something horrible is gonna happen because of course they can never just be happy
Right
Every time I read this I’m so distracted by how wrinkly their clothes are I’m sorry
You make me realize it too hehe
WHY CAN THEY NEVER JUST TALK ABOUT SHIT
this whole “I’ll convince them to stay away from me by acting like a piece of shit” is so tired man
lol (≧∀≦)
This would’ve been much better if they didn’t fuck :)
This is so ghost of christmas past
YOU’RE SO FUNNY. Cause I literally was like “what in the fucking Christmas Carol is this”