if ure qualified to be called unc when ure still in college, nigga at this rate i might be ancient anyway, i went to uni alr, been there done that (type shit) now i'm a market research analyst for a... pretty known company.. but imma js shut my mouth. i've been employed for 3 years and i seem to enjoy it cus i genuinely don't take it that srs lmfa......
I'm a really big food lover, and I am actually a really big fan of this one chef, so I'm super happy right now because I'm about to go to his exclusive restaurant. Sadly, I broke up with my girlfriend, who was supposed to be my plus one, so I hired an escort to accompany me. I'm really excited because I know a little secret.
….. broke ass
When someone tells me to do something I'm already doing.
If you name your toddler something like medium fries (spaceholder name) spelled mydeum fryes then you better believe kids will make fun of it and if it's a cultural name that sound funny kids also will make fun of that too, because they are kids. The difference is you can explain to a kid why they should respect other cultures, whereas you can't do......
WHO TF R YALL