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if ure qualified to be called unc when ure still in college, nigga at this rate i might be ancient anyway, i went to uni alr, been there done that (type shit) now i'm a market research analyst for a... pretty known company.. but imma js shut my mouth. i've been employed for 3 years and i seem to enjoy it cus i genuinely don't take it that srs lmfa......

Me irl

I'm a really big food lover, and I am actually a really big fan of this one chef, so I'm super happy right now because I'm about to go to his exclusive restaurant. Sadly, I broke up with my girlfriend, who was supposed to be my plus one, so I hired an escort to accompany me. I'm really excited because I know a little secret.

….. broke ass

If you see this dog know it’s me

I’m not exposing myself again, I learned my lesson. Nice try though!️

masturbating my leviathan peauntis.

When someone tells me to do something I'm already doing.