I wanted u to be civil but noooooo now look wat you’ve done, now I gotta find my banishing rock and bash ur skull in
LMFAO BANISHING ROCK
But.. would his mother be pretty proud if he literally became the 2nd ruler and savior for an entire nation and still able to give her grand kids plus just look at the catch that is caius and his whole hearted feels.
*KATCHT* HELLO CAN U HEAR ME!? HELP! CAPTAIN ALPHONSE ISNT STOPPING THE HORNY TRAIN! ITS GOING SO FAST I CANT KEEP MY FOOTI—*crash* I DONT KNOW IF WE’RE EVER GONNA STOAAAAA—*static* *KATCHT*
It ligit surprise me when he was there. My brain didn’t register him there until it was too late and I jumped
Dude sameee... but I'm curious to what extent did he hear? Just the he should select a new empress or like the poison shit too?
DAMN IT. Y DO U ALWAYS SAY STUFF AT THE WRONG FRIGGIN TIME IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY?????
His counter for everyone telling him to kill her is essentially,”ya, but I wanna keep her”
“But dude she’s the dominant king, the most dangerous existence”
“Ya but I wanna keep her”
“The king said-“
“Ya but I wanna keep her”
“ what abo-“
“Ya but I. Want. To. Keep. Her”
But, what they forget about is that she is not actually strong....
Yup, that’s one of the reasons..
He wants to keep her
PSH why stop there? TAKE OUT EVERYTHING REGARDING FELLINGS AND THE BEDROOM.
But I wouldn’t be able to stay quiet after all the shit she’s pulled. Ya u love him and would do anything to be with him same which uke but difference is he would hav at least visited and IF not he would at least feel fuckin bad are lil awkward for the person be she feels FUCK ALL
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