Boy, grab your shit—leave the socks if you have to—and get the hell out! I don’t care if the dick is life-changing, earth-shattering, or sent from the gods themselves, it is *not* worth getting roped into this chaotic twink’s emotional rollercoaster and his family’s live-action soap opera. This man and his unhinged relatives are serving nothing but red flags and generational trauma, and you’re over here acting like a guest star in their drama series. Baby, this ain’t HBO—pack it up and GO.
Ending a season with a flashback that drags on for ages—especially one nobody wanted—is a seriously bold move. Not bold in a groundbreaking, genius kind of way, but bold like wearing socks with sandals to a black-tie event. It’s like the writers looked at all the exciting plotlines and thought, “Nah, let’s rewind to something irrelevant and stay there... forever.” You’ve gotta respect the audacity, but man, it’s a wild way to test your audience’s patience.
WHO’S THE BITCH NOW BITCH HAHA