Boy, grab your shit—leave the socks if you have to—and get the hell out! I don’t care if the dick is life-changing, earth-shattering, or sent from the gods themselves, it is *not* worth getting roped into this chaotic twink’s emotional rollercoaster and his family’s live-action soap opera. This man and his unhinged relatives are serving nothing but red flags and generational trauma, and you’re over here acting like a guest star in their drama series. Baby, this ain’t HBO—pack it up and GO.
WHO’S THE BITCH NOW BITCH HAHA