sooooo many thoughts; 1, imagine being the boyfriend hearing how your bf is so hung up on a guy from middle school that he made you dye your hair to look like him; 2, the fucking audacity to threaten outing someone in a queer space, as a lesbian– i would knock his lights out so fast
i need a third ml to appear this very instant and take mc away in a carriage to the land of milk and honey to frolic under rainbows everyday for the rest of his life
me, kicking me feet and grinning like a maniac with only the light from the computer screen to illuminate my dark life, giggling and muttering "hehehehehe someone's in loooooooove~"
gotta love a good anti-smoking commercial break lmao