What the fuck just happened??? Like I loved it but it just came out of nowhere. Damn drug induced fever dream
I went back to the beginning how do their penises lineup so perfectly to rub up against each other when they’re two different heights on the subway?
realistically it could be different leg/torso ratio
but i think in this case it’s just for the plot without thinking ab anatomy lol
Thank you, had me testing it out on my husband in the kitchen and he his dick my molesting my stomach like no other
His team is gonna find his gun, black goo, and pieces of his booty hole all over the pavement and they’re still gonna call it a suicide.
I do kinda take back my previous comment because like how you just go shove a dick at him like that he don’t wanna be on the bottom. I know what this is. I know what I’m reading but still. You didn’t even loosen him up first.
He has been an ass for a while, but now he’s being all sweet and shit must be nice. Must be nice. I wish I could have some dinner donuts and a beer and tell somebody I’m randomly hard.
felt
All my baby wanted to do was make furniture and get a little ass. He made you a bed and he didn’t care that he ruined two mattresses. Mattresses ain’t cheap it technically you start a sexually sexually touching him first I’m gonna have to go back and look. And now his hand all fucked up. He better be able to make furniture.
Just give it all to me I love it. Give the whole man to me. Crush that mfs skull for meeee. Make me pregnant… it’s all in my 14 year old fanfic.. he might even be a vampire too
I clicked on this because I thought it was yaoi and I didn’t read the paragraph I was like oh my God this looks good. I click on it. I start reading it. I’ve read nine chapters. I was clutching my pearls how y’all reading this just regularly. I don’t know.
The smut is good over here though. I need to get back to the holy land hahaha jkjkjk I totally thought it was a man on the cover I really did