join us sweatie
https://discord.gg/DX2Vy25KCX
we have a lot of channels for different interests + chill and slow paced
poor thrift store/local shop gang rise up
414 including this one
geez i have no life
i would move on with my day cause it's just another hallucination from sleep deprivation
i've told this story a million times and i'll tell it again cause it is weird asf
so basically,
in my dream there was a dick, pretty standard dick except it was covered by foreskin everywhere (except the dickhole), foreskin couldn't be pulled back.
but, you could peel the dick like banana skin to reveal a smaller, more pink dick covered by precum ......
started drinking tea twice a day
now i can't live without tea
don't forget the best part! the bottom has HUGE amounts of debt because a family member of his is ill (bonus points if said family member raised him)
the colour will show but it will be faint
keeping it for 2 hours will make the colour appear darker
henna also becomes darker over the course of a few days!
i hate hate HATE when there are no paragraph breaks.
i've some really good oneshots but they're such a pain to read through cause there are NO PARAGRAPH BREAKS
@baekhyun's purple buttplug
i would probably lose or it would just end with us throwing insults at eachother (which i enjoy)
sell your house
a texture i'll hate till the day i die is that of okra, it's so slimy and disgusting.
a texture i love is the texture of java apples
the texture's kinda similar to a nice crunchy apple, but softer
DOHA HOW COULD YOU, YOUR LITTLE FUCKER WITH A WRINKLY GRANDPA PENIS
considering the fact that there is a certain mf who doxxed his gf's face here
i think i'm doing a pretty good job of maintaining anonymity
i'm fine with sharing my age and country, anything else is off limits
Edit: not name dropping cause my life is at risk if i do
I GOTCHU BAE https://discord.gg/DX2Vy25KCX
the days of old... we were really chronically online huh