Oh my god. Stop trying to have sex with the food. I was planning on eating that corn istg. Y'all are some nasty mfs
Yes... yes it was me who ate the whole chocolate cake last night while y'all were sleeping- No Jeff I don't have diabetes yet
A lot of people are confused so I’m going to explain what I understood as best as I can. So the person who posted this saw a TikTok where someone was explaining how gay men are misogynists for calling their ass bussy (bum and pussy), I believe they call it that because their asshole is the place that is penetrated during sex. I think they calle......
bold of you to assume that im not going to stay a virgin forever
Used to be sweet but lost all self-control to revenge
The doctor who did my shot said it "wouldn't hurt " but he fUCKING LIED WHEN HE PUT THE SHOT INTO MY ARM I WANTED TO CRY. AFTER THAT, MY ARM HURT LIKE A BITCH FOR 4 FUCKING DAYS AND NOT ONLY THAT, I WAS ALSO ON PERIOD SO WHILE MY ARM IS FUCKING FALLING OFF, MY VIGINA IS FALLNG OF AS WELL. I WANTED TO D I E. I'm getting my second in a week and I'm......
He works from the sidelines and he often undergoes missions where he has to crossdress lmao, he’s skilled with a dagger and computers ig. I’m not a boy but I like him so, I guess I’m a boy now
I'am the Assassin of Sass if you don't like me then you can kiss my Ass
No, absolutely not. Think about it, a guy walking on water, a guy that can split seas and oceans, a guy that can heal blind people with his spit. I believe anything that has to do with god is fake, like everything I hear about him is so unbelievable that it’s so hard to believe.
okay so my mother was raised as a catholic. the thing is that my mom really is not that of a religious type of person we don't go to church we don't pray things like that. my mother is a very opened woman she doesn't believe that you should be following the Bible or things like sins. coming to her as a lesbian i remembered her telling me "You know ......
no, i believe in the flying spaghetti monster. why? cuz i love spaghetti duh. btw you can read about my religion here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
My friend told me once that her religious family kept telling her to not spend her money(she worked for it with part time jobs) or she'll go to hell but she didtn listen to them and bought this cute bikini when her parents found out they threw it out and called it devil's creation so my friend said to her parents "but u said everything was God's cr......
you gotta admit bible is the most bizarre fanfic ever-
Nahhh I never really did. It sounds like a magic fantasy book that’s trying really hard not to seem like a magic fantasy book. Also once I started to learn and watch YouTube videos about the history of the world, none of that bible shit made anyyyyy sense, one of it aligns with science and even if he is real, I wouldn’t ever stand with e Chris......
pretend in the comments, we are all eating our dinner together