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idfc if no one says shit i just need to get this out anyways.

that Oi Oi Oi audio trendin rn has made me reminisced my darkest times on the internet. n this shit was PRE-covid times.
i remember, in my ripe ol’ wee days, i had discovered this audio. i was a big anime weebo back at the time, and was watchin mha. i had come across the oi oi oi audio, and to my interest, i was… obsessed. i was OBSESSED. the voice, the roughness all of that you name it. i would have that shit on REPEAT. every-time it finished in my camera roll, id scroll back to the beginning, unphased. i came across the app called, capcut. capcut, we all love capcut don we? well, using 69% of my brain, i managed to make over an hour of the oi oi oi sound, repeat over, and over, and over again. i would listen to it whilst i was in the car.

then, another bakugou audio had risen.. an audio not much know of.. the teddybear audio.
whilst in the reminisced of the past, i had suddenly thought of that other audio, and to my horror, i remember what i would do. it was worse than the oi oi oi audio. it was the, “THATS MY TEDDYBEAR” audio i would have that on on REPEAT on capcut. i would put my headphones on (earphones wtv the old apple ones, only one side worked) and i would sit in the middle between the 2 passenger seats, between 2 adults, my mother and aunt. and i had that playing, it was ripe night and all i had blasting in my ears was the godforsaken audio. and every time that 1 hour had finished, i would, sneakily, rewind all the way, without anyone knowing. (the video was just a bit off) and i would listen to that the whole journey.

and thats not the worst of it,

i imagined.. things, whilst listening to that audio, i listened and listened and then perfected it.

i would imagine the UA battle training ground shit, it was deku vs bakugou, it was villain deku, and i wasnt so sure on my lore but i do recall bakugou shouting “YOUR MY TEDDY BEAR!” when deku was in chains as he got caught for being a villain, trying to kill bakugou. however, bakugou would run over and shout “THATS MY TEDDYBEAR” again in defence of deku, despite the killer he had for him. theres more to it, but i shame to wear a heart so white with evidence like this making it dull again. im sorry, i just had to get this out of my brain.

i was curious today, and i tried finding the teddybear audio however, no luck. it has been erased off the archives, never to be found again. maybe thats for the better.

just out of curiosity for those severely traumatised and know what im talking about, how old were you when u watched that shit

seeing the other question made me think this, are yalls flow heavy?? like its a genuine question bc i refuse to believe some yall out here b bleedin a streak amount when im out here bleedin fucking gallons in less than 2 hours i thought everyone was as heavy as mine, hell i gotta wear like 7 thick ass pads stacked on top of each other just to make sure it don leak, A NAPPY TOO. A FUCKING PERIOD NAPPY, ain complainin caus they comfy as shit but still. this is why im weak af, im losing too much blood than others tell me i ain alone in this

like i accidentally put a specific someone on spam, by accident, n now i gotta check manually every damn time to see what they msg me bc they a lonely bitch, how do you UNSPAM someone??

as we all may or may not know, omegle has now shut down entirely after 14 years. in honour and memory, we all know those who have used the site have seen all sorts of things. ill go first, an extremely traumatising experience was that two men did something called docking, by urban dictionary “a very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis.” i was 12 and had unrestricted internet access. whats ur stories?