HELPMELMAO's Things

like you lot were always on point to talk about random shit but anyways, weird ass stuff be happenin in the world right now w diddy and its wayyyy WAYYY WAYAYWYAYWAYYYYY bigger than you all think. so let me put you all on game.

tupacs, michael jackson, biggie, left eye, aaliyah - all their deaths are linked to the big man diddy himself. like how they findin 6 tunnel routes from diddy’s mansion linkin up to mjs home or the fact he hired a 1mil hit on tupac because he got jealous of his fame??

OR HOW MOST GRAMMY WINNERS ALLLWAYS always congratulate beyonce when she ain even the one winnin??? like the whole scene w kanye interrupting taylor to give beyonce a ‘shout-out’ turned out to be him actually saving her??? lizzo genuinely lookin frightened on stage or adele crying because she knew and she she had to save herself?? N WHEN WENDY GOES “guess who’s jealous of adele… BEYONCE.” diddy mentioned to her during her show that he met her son backstage, when he WASNT allowed to at all and choked up that poor woman, which frankly, one of the few times she was speechless.

THE 1000 BABY OILS??? 2 GALLONS EACH?? THE LIKE 786 DILDOS OR SM SHIT AND THE IV FLUIDS????

AND AND NOT EVEN THAT JUSTIN BIEBER BEING A WHOLE ASS VICTIM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER??? FOR 48 HOURS. 4 8 H O U R S. BEING PASSED AROUND W MEEK MILL BEIN INVOLVED. ANDN THE WHOLE YUMMY MUSIC VIDEO “yummy.. yummy… YOUNG ME…” and the behind the scenes??? dont get me wrong, hella sad that shit but i still dont like him.

kendrick also hinting this shit in ‘not like us’??

the song “she knows” j cole knew smth
-> she knows = sean knowles…

honestly this shit is killing me inside and its so fucked how its only NOW rising to the surface and its not even ALL OF IT.. this mofo diddlin kids!

idfc if no one says shit i just need to get this out anyways.

that Oi Oi Oi audio trendin rn has made me reminisced my darkest times on the internet. n this shit was PRE-covid times.
i remember, in my ripe ol’ wee days, i had discovered this audio. i was a big anime weebo back at the time, and was watchin mha. i had come across the oi oi oi audio, and to my interest, i was… obsessed. i was OBSESSED. the voice, the roughness all of that you name it. i would have that shit on REPEAT. every-time it finished in my camera roll, id scroll back to the beginning, unphased. i came across the app called, capcut. capcut, we all love capcut don we? well, using 69% of my brain, i managed to make over an hour of the oi oi oi sound, repeat over, and over, and over again. i would listen to it whilst i was in the car.

then, another bakugou audio had risen.. an audio not much know of.. the teddybear audio.
whilst in the reminisced of the past, i had suddenly thought of that other audio, and to my horror, i remember what i would do. it was worse than the oi oi oi audio. it was the, “THATS MY TEDDYBEAR” audio i would have that on on REPEAT on capcut. i would put my headphones on (earphones wtv the old apple ones, only one side worked) and i would sit in the middle between the 2 passenger seats, between 2 adults, my mother and aunt. and i had that playing, it was ripe night and all i had blasting in my ears was the godforsaken audio. and every time that 1 hour had finished, i would, sneakily, rewind all the way, without anyone knowing. (the video was just a bit off) and i would listen to that the whole journey.

and thats not the worst of it,

i imagined.. things, whilst listening to that audio, i listened and listened and then perfected it.

i would imagine the UA battle training ground shit, it was deku vs bakugou, it was villain deku, and i wasnt so sure on my lore but i do recall bakugou shouting “YOUR MY TEDDY BEAR!” when deku was in chains as he got caught for being a villain, trying to kill bakugou. however, bakugou would run over and shout “THATS MY TEDDYBEAR” again in defence of deku, despite the killer he had for him. theres more to it, but i shame to wear a heart so white with evidence like this making it dull again. im sorry, i just had to get this out of my brain.

i was curious today, and i tried finding the teddybear audio however, no luck. it has been erased off the archives, never to be found again. maybe thats for the better.

just out of curiosity for those severely traumatised and know what im talking about, how old were you when u watched that shit

seeing the other question made me think this, are yalls flow heavy?? like its a genuine question bc i refuse to believe some yall out here b bleedin a streak amount when im out here bleedin fucking gallons in less than 2 hours i thought everyone was as heavy as mine, hell i gotta wear like 7 thick ass pads stacked on top of each other just to make sure it don leak, A NAPPY TOO. A FUCKING PERIOD NAPPY, ain complainin caus they comfy as shit but still. this is why im weak af, im losing too much blood than others tell me i ain alone in this

like i accidentally put a specific someone on spam, by accident, n now i gotta check manually every damn time to see what they msg me bc they a lonely bitch, how do you UNSPAM someone??