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I CANT BELIEVE THESE OLD ASS WOMEN ARE CRITICIZING A 16 YEARD OLD GIRL FOR HAVING CHILDREN!!!! LIKE BITCH ONE-SHE IS A CHILD HERSELF YOU SHOULDN’T CRITICIZING HER IT’S PROBABLY HARD ENOUGH HAVING 6 CHILDREN AT THAT AGE!! AND TWO- LIKE BITCH SHE HAS SIX CHILDREN YOU MUST BE GOD DAMN SENILE IF YOU THINK A GIRL THAT YOUNG CAN HAVE THAT MANY CHILDREN AND THINK “ OH YEAH THIS HIGH SCHOOLER IS PROBABLY THE MOTHER OF THESE SIX TALKING BABIES WITH HORNS.” LIKE BITCH I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU TO SIGN YOUR SENILE ASS INTO A NUSING HOME IF YOU THINK THAT SHIT IS LOGICAL
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
I saw a whole ass lizard in my bathroom today and had a meltdown. What’s even worse was when I tried to get it out of my bathroom by catching it I accidentally squished it to death and it’s organs were squished all over my floor, please god don’t punish me I already have crippling fear of insects already
Yikes… in Florida there’s TONS of lizards so I always step on them.
My god I fuckin hate lizards but I feel bad .
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Did you clean it up?
im here in florida too istg baby lizards be somehow in my house and its terrifying
Mr or Ms Lizzy will haunt you for the rest of your life. Imagine the family- children, grandchildren even, parents and siblings- they left behind. The poor grieving family will not know what even happened to their beloved relative, and will live the rest of their lives in pain as well.
Or, even worse, one of them will come across to their dead corpse, with their organs and blood squeezed out. They will be traumatized, and they will swear to avenge their loved one and enact revenge on the cruel human who did some an inhumane act.
No word of a lie, had one come off of me while I was using the toilet. Idk if it crawled up my leg or what… but ugh. New fear unlocked*
To repent for my sins I have decided to type out one of my favorite bible verses as a send off in hopes of forgiveness *ahem*
ودعي كتبة الملك في ذلك الوقت في الشهر الثالث ، أي شهر سيفان ، في اليوم الثالث والعشرين منه. وكان مكتوبا حسب كل ما امر به مردخاي لليهود والملاوين والنواب ورؤساء المقاطعات التي من الهند الى الحبشة مئة وسبعا وعشرين مقاطعة لكل مقاطعة حسب كتابتها ، ولكل شعب على لسانه واليهود حسب كتابتهم ولسانهم.
10 وكتب باسم الملك احشويروش وختمه بخاتم الملك وارسل رسائل على ظهر الخيل وراكبي البغال والجمال والجياد.
11 حيث منح الملك اليهود الموجودين في كل مدينة أن يجتمعوا ويثبوا حياتهم ، ليهلكوا ويذبحوا ويهلكوا ، كل قوة الشعب والولاية التي ستعتدي عليهم ، واحدا ونساءا ، ويأخذ غنيمة منهم فريسة ،
12 في يوم واحد في جميع بلاد الملك احشويروش في الثالث عشر من الشهر الثاني عشر وهو شهر اذار.
13 صورة الكتابة المعطاة للوصية في كل البلدان نشرت في جميع الشعوب ، وأن اليهود يجب أن يكونوا مستعدين لهذا اليوم لينتقموا لأنفسهم من أعدائهم.
14 فخرجت عواميد البغال والجمال معجلة بأمر الملك. وصدر المرسوم في شوشن القصر.
15 وخرج مردخاي من لدن الملك بلباس ملكي من اسمانجوني وابيض وتاج عظيم من ذهب وثوب من بوص وارجوان.فبتهجت مدينة شوشن وفرحت.
16 وكان لليهود نور وفرح وفرح وكرامة.
17 وفي كل بلاد وفي كل مدينة حيثما جاء أمر الملك وأمره كان لليهود فرح وبهجة ووليمة ويوم طيب. وكثيرون من شعوب الارض تهودوا. لان رعب اليهود سقط عليهم.
while i was walking outside of my house i had some lizard jump me lmao i cried def is why i never go outside man screw them mfs
We already have mosquitoes, spiders, wasps, fricken alligators, etc..we don’t need those lizards. I see their dead bodies everywhere ahahahahag
I’m actually in a serious situation right now. You see I was just in my bathroom and saw a spider. And not the tiny kind no. It was the kind of spider that had a big booty and had long ass legs, and it was just strutting across my tile floors with no care in the world never mind there’s a cricket on my bed now. I guess I’m gonna have to go to prison for arson now.
Not what I expected but what an interesting spider you saw
Sounds like a fabulous spider
i would move to a whole other continent
HOLY-
I can't stand insects. Atleast it wasnt on you? Did you run iut if the bathroom half peeing? I hope not Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
AMON YOU LIAR IN THE NOVEL YOU SAID THAT YOU GUYS NEED TO HAVE SEGGS FOR GER TO GET IMPRINTED
Umm not a complete liar he just asked if she was ready
Oh then I guess that would make sense too, my anger is quelled.
what chap is this in the novel???