This is terrifying. I get why she is making some dumbass decisions in a panic, but I need this girl to sit and think for a second.
With that said...
GIRL! I KNOW YOU DIDN'T PUT THAT MAN'S DIRTY, BLEEDING, DISGUSTING ASS THUMB INTO YOUR MOUTH!!! Have you never read a history book? He probably has 10 kinds of syphilis. Ugh! (っ°Д ° )っ
Shout out to the FL's dad. That man was really putting in work when he saw his child had no self preservation skills.
I can't tell the difference between the elder brother and the father and it is getting concerning.
The girl is naive and the story is shallow, like every emotion has been sucked out of it. My biggest gripe is she never finds anything concerning:
Nearly get killed by a monster - (▰˘◡˘▰) No worries. Has fallen down a hill for unknown reasons leading to a coma - ╮(￣▽￣)╭ Not my problem...that was OG FL. "Friend" being weird as hell and did some crazy shit? - (⌒▽⌒) It's fine, I'll just go meet her at a cliff.
Like what????
Her nails are bare. ╥﹏╥ I can't believe I am so invested in this story that I noticed that. This break is going to be brutal.
this example 27,646 of how much of a petty ass bitch I am cause the second after he said "You can do whatever you want"...I would been like "Oh yeah?", smile, and slap the hell out of that painting immediately.
Our short dumb king is back - the hottie with a smooth brain - we haven't forgotten how fast your ass got caught, bruh. ╮(￣へ￣）
Ma'am, the cart had wheels...you could have just pushed it aside? Why are you on the floor?
（￣へ￣） I'm losing brain cells at this point.