....guys? I wish I could've been someone's dumbass. I mean, I'm old now, but I could've been a great dumbass! An honest dumbass! A loyal dumbass!
Le Sigh.
Maybe someday my Tae-moon shall come and make me his/their dumbass and tell me to sit on his face.....ahem.....or he can sit on my face. Whichever one. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭