Abel✯lied's Things

You, an overworked worker with no social life are going home one day, when unfortunately, you have an unpleasant encounter with Truck-kun. You see God and He tells you, that you're His child and that He'll send you back to earth to save everyone. You wake up as a baby and it's not long before you realize: Your JC himself. What are you doing from now on??????? How will you affect history??? How do you avoid your fate??? How many seasons! How much controversy?!!??!!!! Discuss.

I used to really like yandere/stalker stuff when I was younger, so sometimes I find multiple stories in that genre, read the first chapter, go "ew that guy is an annoying creep" and continue searching until I realized, annoying creep is going to appear in every story of the annoying creep genre. What about you?

By the world, I specifically mean life on earth btw.
Anyway every year the effects of global warming are becoming more and more obvious, and even without it there are so many other things to worry about. All things come to an end one day, and I was just wondering, how close do you think the end is as of now?

Your family just got a full access to your mangago account. They can see your reading list, your history, your comments and experiences/questions you posted. What are your following actions?

Follow-up question: Same situation, but! This time you get ten thousand US dollars as a reward. If you decline the money, you can completely avoid the scenario. What do you choose?

Do you prefer to read early unofficial translation, or late official translation? For the sake of this question, we are counting really good translations(Asura scans for example) as official. By unofficial, I mean strange fonts, lower resolution, weird turns of phrase and mainly those colorful watermarks.
Basically if you are given the option between an extra chapter, that isn't that great, or waiting a week for something that looks nice, which do you usually pick?