Usagi's Things

I GOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR TODAY AND I OPENED IT.....AND THIS FART-LOVER TURNED HIS BACK AND BLASTED HIS ASS LOUDSPEAKERS ON FULL VOLUME...and then ran away

I am here to deliver some very saddening news. I’ve gotten an infection in my pussy due to my excessive actions of shoving and crushing cherries in my pussy. I’m in such mental distress right now…..my gynecologist and family are urging officials to put me into a mental institution...this is so wrong…
All I’ve been doing is shoving up many cherries at a time in my pussy every day for months…it’s become an addiction at this point..
I’ve been prescribed medicine to treat the infection and I was restrained until I was sent to a psych ward. As of right now, I am in a ward room with a few roomies...they are all quite bizarre just like me...we are all besties now. When I discussed my actions with my past “friends,” they always called me a disgusting creep and distanced themselves from me. I was once a bridesmaid to my past BFF Christy, but when I lifted my dress and shoved cherries up my pussy in the middle of her wedding ceremony, moaning in intense pleasure while she and her groom were exchanging wedding vows….His best man dragged me out of the ceremony and threw me out into the mud...Then I got a call from Christy telling me to never talk to her again and said she was blocking my number forever...Even though she was in tears, I felt betrayed...didn’t we vow in elementary school that we would be best friends forever? You’re a bitch, Christy….you’ve forgotten you’re the reason why I’m like this…. You were the one that showed me food porn during the summer of 12th grade...you made me like this...you were laughing when I mentioned my condition jokingly, but you don’t understand how you hurt me…
But my new friends...they understand me..all of them have shoved conventionally unacceptable things in their holes...one of them suggested I shove up cherries up my asshole...after all, I’ve put DIY cherry pit anal beads up there before…
I did it...I shoved whole cherries up my anus...but before that, I put lube in there and fingered myself...I didn’t want it to hurt. It felt big at first but I put more and more cherries up my anus..until it reached my rectum...uhm mhm ahh!!!!!!

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