Useless カス's Things

Would the foo fighters still be the foo fighters without the foo? The foo is the bane of their existence so why fight the foo? Why cant we be at piece with the foo? :(

When I was very young, like eleven, I used to pretend I was advertising the items I used like dove soap and stuff, and Id make bubble clothing out of the suds, and I was wondering, did anyone else do this or was I just a weirdo?

My cat keeps jumping around the room, jumping on my stomach, eating... wood off the door... ??? And overall just being so annoying, can someone please help me with calming her down?

I watch my best friend from the distance, with a brunette, and she looked pretty. I already knew I never stood a chance, he'd never think twice about going out with a boy, especially me. So I usually, Id just watch from the side. Im used to this, though. And I want nothing more than to watch my best friend smile... even if it means Ill never be able to, but today, I have a feeling everything will go right.

While walking home, I muster the courage to finally confess.
"Hey, I have something to tell you.." I say, feeling my face turn red.
"Whats up?" He said, smiling. I could hear my heart beat. "Umm, so I-IVE LIKED YOU FOR YEARS, AND WAS WONDERING IF YOU felt the same...?

It felt good letting it all out, I look up at him, to see his reaction and it was cold. "No way, youre a homo?" The words I was afraid to hear... I feel the color go out of my face, and just smiled. "No way! You actually believed I liked you?" I wanted to cry, but I tried my best not to.

"Dont joke about things like that, man!" He looked relieved, and smiled back. For the rest of the night, we walked home in silence. After I got home and went into my bedroom, my heart felt like it was torn into pieces, and it hurt.

Its ya favorite mentally ill mangago user here, Useless and Im going to be taking a break for a week because there's a wedding. So Ill be gone but Ill come back next friday, bye!