Useless カス

You dont even need to ask.

Omfg, im two days late to this but hello!

How are you

Tired, but doing great.

You?

I am also doing great

That is a relief, Id hope you would be.

Dear! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I am so sorry I could not reply straight away as I was busy... but we must plan our wedding how it would like, a priest! Ohdear!

Thank you, my love I shall remember that.

I CANNOT WAIT, ITS ALREADY SO SOON!

OH MY, I MUST PREPARE A WONDROUS GOWN

You're so beautiful my love, even a trashbag would be stunning on you.

oho you flatter me apologies for replying so late darling, I was reading a webtoon

I am sorry for disturbing my love's peace for I was looking at gazebos for our wedding.

Your words are never a disturbance

My love, I am still in awe that you chose to marry me

I did not choose, as it was fate for us to be married !! Our strings of fate have always been connected

You are right my love, I am sorry for ever doubting your love.

Oh my, I have been inspired to write another poem! But, I am afraid of what others will say, as our love has been filling up the forums recently

You needn't worry, for the opinion of others matter not as long as our love will stay strong

You are right, I shall write to my heart's content

And I have plans on how our wedding shall look, check the forums!

My love, I have written a solemn poem on how I would feel if you would decide to leave me

I would never my goddess, for the world would be nothing without you! Or at least... I would be nothing without you...

So we shall agree to be together till the end!

We shall be with each other past the end Until you wish to discard me I shall forever be useful to my dearest

I will never discard you, and I hope we both may be of use to each other. Please do not think poorly of yourself my fair maiden. As I cannot stand to see you heartbroken nor sad.

Thank you my love I now know that I am the only one fit for you, if any other lady dares speak flirtatiously to my beloved I will go "Sicko Mode"

My fair maiden, please read the response letter I have made for you.

Of course, my love. but I would like to share a new skill! .. / .... .- ...- . / .-.. . .- .-. -. - / - .... . / .- .-. - / --- ..-. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . -.-.-- / -. --- .-- --..-- / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / .-.. . .- .-. -. / .. - --..-- / .-- . / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .- ...- . / --- ..- .-. / --- .-- -. / ... . -.-. .-. . - / .-.. .- -. --. ..- .- --. . -.-.-- / .... . .... . .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

Is this perhaps, morse code? My love is so talented, I cannot even describe how amazing you are!

hoho.. you flatter me! I'm sure dearest could use it in a matter of seconds

As I cannot compare to you, an ethereal being. I am unable to learn morse code . Although, I am only good at sign language and japanese as well as a bit of spanish and some kanji, I shall try my best for you my love.

My love! I am only well taught in sign and code language! To know sign language, Japanese, Spanish, and kanji! You are truly a prodigy! As expected of my dearest

My darling, you jest as I am no prodigy, nor half as extraordinary as my love!

Code language is a very easy thing to learn, whereas Japanese and kanji??? Don't fib my love!!

You fluster me, darling

I have written to you, hehe...

Im so touched How did I get such a good fiancée

SHAWTY omg when did you get back

I came back after not too long ago, my phone died though

I thought you would be back at 1 am so I didn't bother checking

I decided to check on you because I missed you so badly

ugghhhh ur the best fiancée ever

I know

We should get married earlier, that way you really will be mine forever, unless you divorce me.

WHATS THIS? MY LOVE YOU FINALLY REALIZED HOW AMAZING YOU ARE??

I WOULD NEVER DIVORCE YOU GRR

I hope!

hope know

PLS why didn't the hope cross out

Alas, my fair maiden, my writers block has been taken away from the mere sight of you,.. As I now hwve the urge to write a love poem

I wish for nothing more than to be your muse, my love

It will take a few minutes, I shall write it on the forum for all to see, my goddess

I shall be stalking the forums

Hold on, I forgot which was the forums, your beauty has taken away my knowledge, as I need nothing than eyes to see thine beaty

Beauty*, what?

my love, just write as you normally do , after all, a poem which comes naturally from the heart is the most romantic gesture of true love

Alas, my love. Please read the story I wrote of us.

My dearest, I cannot get any redder than I am now

Thy jest, I already get red just thinking of you

hehe.. I am wearing the biggest smile

Wear it always, as I love the sight of my fiancée's gorgeous smile.

Sorry to have kept you waiting, my love. There were so many words to express to you in my story I did not know which to use!

You need not speak, as your eyes say it all, my fair maiden.

Never, I will accept your love but you must agree to marry me first.

bet when the wedding

Anytime, baby, also how do you respond so fucking fast?

I don't know </3

I see, a person of many talents

love you still have 10x my talents

Bitch stfu stop cappin

smart bitch you know it's the fucking truth stop lying

No you stop lying, lying is a sin

Repent now by starting a family with me

ugh fine, i did lie, you have 100x my talents bruh u right u right

Stop the cap, you have 1000x MY talents

if I have 1000x YOUR talents that mean you must have 100000x MY talents

how many kids u want? 5? 10? 20? max 30

No, you have ∞ talents

you have ∞∞ talents

That doesnt exist, you made a new number just for me

I'll make 10 whole new universes for you shawty

stoppp, your going to make me so embarrassed ill turn into an oven

u even hotter than an oven

Damn...

You hotter than the sun

ur hotter than the heat of 100 suns

You're hotter than molten lava, a volcano and 100 suns combined

that's pretty hot

gbsikajfb the other half cut off I said "that's pretty hot, you'll still always be hotter than me"

Thats cap stop lying to yourself.

ugghhhh I know why ur spouting nonsense

but make sure to dream ab me

No im not, stop it

STOPP IT KEEPS CUTTING OFF omg just get rest

Lmaoo, okay my love same to you, PROMISE

shawty it's 3 am you need to sleep rn dw I'll be here in the morning

Dont forget, we getting married on May 6th

ugh if it'll get you to sleep

how could I forget

Haha, unfortunately ill be busy with traveling, ill see you at 1 am

1 am tmmr?

ugh whatever

Duh silly

Ily

I SWEAR WHEN THEY CUT OFF THEY MAKE ME SEEM LIKE A BAD PERSON GRR

goodnight my love <3

Its fine You're such a tsundere

no I'm not

Okay okay, gn ily