bro is so thirsty for dan he used his ham candle like a fucking dowsing rod
i am willing to accept a throuple with heesung and potato and one arm wonder can join a monastery idk
He had the best possible reaction to finding out dobin was his therapist 10/10
I want to wrap dan up in a soft blanket, put him in the back of my car, and drive him directly to a trauma therapist that specializes in EMDR and anticipatory grief
I would challenge all three of them to a fist fight for different reasons
This baby reminds me of the baby from Our Sunny Days lol
someone needs to tell dan about this magical new thing called a restraining order
The way my eyes immediately rolled into the back of my head as soon as i saw that face he makes my stomach twist up like I’ve just eaten a pack of rancid rotisserie chicken that’s been sitting in a hot car soaking in milk for 3 days
those are some bunk ass names ngl. The priests suggestion was top tier
i have GOT to let this marinate i can’t handle the tension
im going to drown myself in my bathtub im so lonely they’re cute tho
begging on my knees for my son to get some therapy so that he has the realization that he should be pressing charges against that cauliflower ear motherfucker. STOP SENDING HIM MONEY HE OWES YOU TRILLIONS IN REPARATIONS DAMMIT
