are they competing for the dumbest bitch in the room award???
the best thing he can do is get piljoo a gotdamn therapist to work on those self esteem issues jfc
the only way i will forgive this demonic entity is if he loses both arms and legs and i get to personally remove them and present them to dan as an offering
It’s time to flip this genre i need dan to vagina dentata his butthole
The way i am beating my head against the fucking wall the bare minimum this creep could do is use his one fucking braincell to not get his dick wet in the obviously traumatized individual who just tried to kill himself like two days ago
Someone take me out back and shoot me because i’ll never have this
Kimberly Dan look at me (≖_≖ ). We must stay vigilant and focused.
the second he glanced at her tiddies i knew he was cooked
i was going to let her be my new wife, but now im not so sure (￣ε(#￣)Σ
don’t fucking yell at him bitch. and learn proper cpr
give me 8 hours and 4 golf balls i will have the father magician on his best behavior hand on my heart
i need uke to get him therapy so he will stop gambling and save his money to leave his dad and be able to bring his brother
bro is so thirsty for dan he used his ham candle like a fucking dowsing rod
i am willing to accept a throuple with heesung and potato and one arm wonder can join a monastery idk