Oh my fucking god guys I am fucking fuming. So the other day at work my boss told us that he recently discovered the video game Among Us, and ever since, his behavior has become rather concerning. He now refers to me and my coworkers as 'crewmates'. Last Wednesday, when he noticed my teenage colleague slacking off at his workstation, he yelled at him saying he was "faking his tasks" and is "acting sus". I confronted my boss telling him that his behavior lately has been egregious and immature, and he proceeded to call me an idiot and yelled "kicked!" The next day I caught him dancing around in his office blasting "among drip" from his desktop at full volume. I entered his office to kindly ask him to turn off the music since it was distracting to me and my coworkers. He looked at me angrily, telling me he has called an "emergency meeting", instructing me to have a seat. I asked him what was the matter and he told me that I have been acting extremely "sus". He repeatedly yelled "you're the impostor", telling me to say goodbye to my job because I have been "ejected". I fucking lost my job and I don't know what to do. Please help me Reddit! I have nowhere else to turn.
*sniffs* ohh queen...! you've been ovulatin huh? you don't gotta lie to me i can smell it, don't lie to daddy. that pussy be marinatin in there, i can tell.. that thang bout to fall off the bone, somebody needa come help you out you got a lot of pussy in there! i-i-i mean i could hold a plate of some of that pussy, that's a lot of coochie you got down there! damn... that'd be a shame if nobody was helping you out with that huh? i mean, shit! look like it boutta bust out the seams! is that really - is that your real pussy in there? that's a big old fat horse pussy! you got beans in there - you been eatin beans with that pussy? look like that thang gotta fart! oh my gawd.. *sniffs* oh yeah that thang look like it STANK! ohh i need it, i need it!
Here, bro, look at this meme! shit.. teachers looking.. here, i'll tell it to you. So it goes, like "Mfw".. you know what that means, right? It means "my face when". So yeah, it starts with mfw (meaning my face when) and then, it's like.. hey, you know Among Us, right? Sorry, it's for the meme. Yeah, that among us.. so yeah, it has a picture of a reference to Among Us.. and then the, the bottom text is like, "amogus", and it's, like, funny, because there's this meme, right? And it's, like, you put, a picture of, the uh, the imposter, of.. from amogus, you follow? And it's, like, funny. So yeah, it says "mfw amogus imposter??" with, with 2 question marks after the word imposter.. for comedic effect, you know? And, like, it helps, with the joke, because it's part of the meme, right? You follow? And, like, the picture, that the caption is on, it's not, like, actually the imposter from among us, it's, like, something that looks like it, right? It's, like, a cookie, and it's red, and looks curvy and, uh, it looks, like the among us crew, right? So yeah, it's.. it's funny, right?
When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! Red is sus!
So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. Again, no one even giggled. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. My teacher said "Please sit down." But I wasn't about to give up. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you".
Long story short, I ended up getting a bad grade on my presentation and I got a detention. However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class.
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Oh my fucking god guys I am fucking fuming. So the other day at work my boss told us that he recently discovered the video game Among Us, and ever since, his behavior has become rather concerning. He now refers to me and my coworkers as 'crewmates'. Last Wednesday, when he noticed my teenage colleague slacking off at his workstation, he yelled at him saying he was "faking his tasks" and is "acting sus". I confronted my boss telling him that his behavior lately has been egregious and immature, and he proceeded to call me an idiot and yelled "kicked!" The next day I caught him dancing around in his office blasting "among drip" from his desktop at full volume. I entered his office to kindly ask him to turn off the music since it was distracting to me and my coworkers. He looked at me angrily, telling me he has called an "emergency meeting", instructing me to have a seat. I asked him what was the matter and he told me that I have been acting extremely "sus". He repeatedly yelled "you're the impostor", telling me to say goodbye to my job because I have been "ejected". I fucking lost my job and I don't know what to do. Please help me Reddit! I have nowhere else to turn.
*sniffs* ohh queen...! you've been ovulatin huh? you don't gotta lie to me i can smell it, don't lie to daddy. that pussy be marinatin in there, i can tell.. that thang bout to fall off the bone, somebody needa come help you out you got a lot of pussy in there! i-i-i mean i could hold a plate of some of that pussy, that's a lot of coochie you got down there! damn... that'd be a shame if nobody was helping you out with that huh? i mean, shit! look like it boutta bust out the seams! is that really - is that your real pussy in there? that's a big old fat horse pussy! you got beans in there - you been eatin beans with that pussy? look like that thang gotta fart! oh my gawd.. *sniffs* oh yeah that thang look like it STANK! ohh i need it, i need it!
Here, bro, look at this meme! shit.. teachers looking.. here, i'll tell it to you. So it goes, like "Mfw".. you know what that means, right? It means "my face when". So yeah, it starts with mfw (meaning my face when) and then, it's like.. hey, you know Among Us, right? Sorry, it's for the meme. Yeah, that among us.. so yeah, it has a picture of a reference to Among Us.. and then the, the bottom text is like, "amogus", and it's, like, funny, because there's this meme, right? And it's, like, you put, a picture of, the uh, the imposter, of.. from amogus, you follow? And it's, like, funny. So yeah, it says "mfw amogus imposter??" with, with 2 question marks after the word imposter.. for comedic effect, you know? And, like, it helps, with the joke, because it's part of the meme, right? You follow? And, like, the picture, that the caption is on, it's not, like, actually the imposter from among us, it's, like, something that looks like it, right? It's, like, a cookie, and it's red, and looks curvy and, uh, it looks, like the among us crew, right? So yeah, it's.. it's funny, right?
When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! When the impostor is sus! Red is sus!
So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. Again, no one even giggled. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. My teacher said "Please sit down." But I wasn't about to give up. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you".
Long story short, I ended up getting a bad grade on my presentation and I got a detention. However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class.
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